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"I would say you have done a fine job of it." Ranger Sleuth with a major in medicine. Profile image by @scissorbait

Fixing your attitude
Joined January 2019
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Grabs a bowl. Pours milk in it. Puts cereal afterwards. Chuckles dryly.
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Ercan will remember this.
( eating your limited edition strategy guide. ) ( learning so much!! )
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Grabs one of the cards out of the car, looks at it with annoyance, eats it, and walks away.
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! (explodes into greeting cards, nowhere to be seen afterward.)
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Standing in front of a fast food restaurant chain. Menacingly.
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"I'm a healer, but..."
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"No doctor wants to lose their patient. There is nothing too special about that sentiment."
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Sets the sheet's corner on fire, puts out the fire almost immediately afterwards. The punishment starts today.
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Holds a paper sheet over a lighter. "We will find out if that is true, in due time."
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It sure made them go up, however.
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Stares at the paper entity, then the camera like in the office, then finally goes back to paying his debts, each glare more tired than the last. Still trying to figure out who bought 50 cactus at an electronics store...
the games on the box are fun and delicious too! who knew that salt improved the taste of thin cardboard?
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Of course this is why they wanted a happy meal.
eating a fat juicy burger with the wrapper on. 🥰
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"Impressive as always, Lydia."
"Like shiiiiit, what're your pronouns? Cause I'm pro-whateverthefuck you've got going on, damn~! Is that - is that working? Did someone get flustered?"
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She'll be in a cage soon enough.
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All squirrels are spiteful.
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No good, she is starting to learn from his own bad behavior with backhanded compliments... Maybe he should have been nicer to her.
He should /just/ take the praise.
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Getting brave all of a sudden, are we?
Look at him, trying out new things.
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He would rather just be upfront about mocking her, but hey, why not...
Single mechanics in your area looking to get gaslighted and manipulated. ♡
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Haha. She is such an idealistic simpleton when it comes to romance, of course he would use her as a joke's punchline. Better luck on next month's 'romantic' holiday.
… So, he /was/ making fun of her, after all! She won't fall for it! (Why does she feel disappointed, too…?)
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Disappointing. He was expecting a more aggressive denial, it isn't fun unless she acts out.
Replying to @MACHINlSM
[ @Dynule ] "You're joking, right? Who would spend the day with someone as grumpy as you, you'd just tease me the entire day…"
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Thankfully, all he wanted was an excuse to throw something harmless at her face.
Wha! She won't say thank you! There's no need to be this rude about it!!
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