ThatOneGirl

I guess all us copper people get to have a throwback today with this retro bus. 😈

“@DMTryptamiiine: Your idea of a perfect relationship will keep you from having that.”

Why is it so hard for you to take 2 seconds to answer my text? Why? Are you on fire? Do you want to be?

“@YikYaks: "Getting rejected by dogs is more depressing than getting unmatched on Tinder." — Northern Arizona”

I clean my room so I can pretend I cleaned my life up too.

The transition from weekend to school is what Sundays are for.

Fuck a paper.

Am I the only one dying from last night?

I need weed to be legalized so that when I'm married an have children I can get high and deal with my life.

I'm the type of girl to call you an asshole in the middle of kissing you.

College is the only place that will keep you steadily updated about holidays due to the need to drink and not go to class.

In case any of you were wondering how to feel today

My darling you're the baddest, ass is the fattest.

The day you wear green and I've yet to see any..hmm

Not a damn soul on the bus this lovely morning