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Jesus of Manhattan

@EMAWJesus

I’m not really Jesus. can’t believe I have to say that. yes I know it’s, kind of, sacrilegious. I’m here to shit talk. Your words don’t hurt me.

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Joined December 2024
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I’m fucking my wife tonight
Joe Tillery (@tillery_joe) profile pictureJoe Tillery
@tillery_joeApr 6
Called that shit from a mile away, let’s go Kostic!
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We need to bring back bullying. Jesus fuckin Christ, dude Stop hogging all the queer.
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That shit going to sink
Will Compton (@_willcompton) profile pictureWill Compton
@_willcompton18h
Replying to @BigGlennNetwork
I’m in the boat 🤝
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All these dudes kiss each other.
Wyatt Rhodes (@wyattrhodestx) profile pictureWyatt Rhodes@wyattrhodestx23h
Rhodes x Von Erichs
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I’m voting all republican tomorrow. The Dems just seem so far past conventional lefties. What the fuck happened?
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Beat up a drunk cornfucker fan when I was a kid for stealing my hat. Must have been a small girl.
On3 (@On3) profile pictureOn3
@On322h
NEW: Nebraska head coach Matt Rhule says his daughter was accosted after the Washington loss: "A guy walked up to my 13-year-old daughter and was like, 'F-U and F your dad.' I'm not going to keep coaching if it means my kids grow up screwed up. I'm not going to see my daughter shook... . I'm not coaching for the guy that attacked my daughter, I'm coaching for the people in the boat." He added: "I said to my daughter, 'If daddy’s gotta retire, if I have retire because I don’t want you guys growing up in that environment...'" (via @HuskerOnline) on3.com/news/matt-rhule-clai…
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See that Little Rock back. Exact definition of a false start.
The Real 307 (@TheReal307) profile pictureThe Real 307
@TheReal307Nov 2
It’s a false start. Chiefs fans aren’t accustomed to the league officials making calls against them.
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I see Chiefs fans are taking the second straight loss well. He clearly rocked back. False start. Back your ass up.
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We’re bad but we’re not THAT bad. Get fucked, faggot.
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Matt (@matt13jayhawk) profile pictureMatt@matt13jayhawkOct 31
Replying to @shortqueenU
You dip shits ran Klieman and his staff out of town and I am forever thankful, enjoy the mud
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We need to spend a boat load on OL and DL.
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We must have taken a wrong turn somewhere. I don’t think we’re anywhere close to Physicality, KS.
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I’m hearing rumblings of Marshall sitting out due to missed NIL payments.
Michael Swain (@MSwain247) profile pictureMichael Swain
@MSwain247Oct 31
Cole Ballard took first team reps during warmups and appears set to start his first game for KU since 2023. Chase Jenkins worked as QB2 during the final portion of warmups. Isaiah Marshall threw during warmups but worked with the third team.
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Dude at the end of that CU commercial was definitely gay as fuck. We get it, bro. You like cock. Chill out
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EVERYONE SIT THE FUCK DOWN. THIS IS THE GUS BUS.
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Glad we got serious there before halftime.
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Did Jay Harris just die or something? Wellness check for Jay Harris.
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This is the type of shit I wanna hear
Officer_DJ (@thats_myDJ) profile pictureOfficer_DJ@thats_myDJOct 31
Dillon Duff will drag his balls across Colorado today and I can’t wait
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DAY FUCKING 5 OF BEING FUCKING SICK: IF THIS SICKNESS WAS A PERSON, I WOULD BEAT THEIR FUCKING ASS. EVEN IF THEY WERE SPECIAL NEEDS OR A CHILD. I AM TIRED OF THE SWEATING AND THE FEVER AND THE CHILLS AND THE SHIIIIIIIIIITTING. KILL ME, JOM
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Cole Carmody@ColeCarmody52Oct 31
Happy Dillon Duff day to those who celebrate
Pete Thamel (@PeteThamel) profile picturePete Thamel
@PeteThamelOct 31
Sources: Kansas State will start sophomore quarterback Dillon Duff at Colorado today. It will be Duff’s first career start, as he’s yet to take a snap in his two seasons at Kansas State.
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