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take me to the spacecraft; take me to dance club • puns, anagrams & bad pop music • #njdevils i guess • she/her

the crumbling ruins of america
Joined January 2021
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i know my phd advisor did this
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The sound of his feet shuffling LMAOO
Hallowemby we are so back
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esc twt's still got it
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legs retweeted
horribly phrased but this might be the best we get in the nhl
Replying to @s_cowles @outsports
If you’re a man and you want to chop your cock off and be a woman, I simply do not care. If you’re a woman and want to grow a cock, by all means, have it. Go be whatever the fuck you want. I support your right to do whatever it is you want with your body. It’s none of my business. I don’t care. Why are you coming at me about this??? Do you understand how crazy you come off just messaging me about this random shit? Go do something productive.
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Thanks a lot, Joe Rogan
Here is the hit on Devin Cooley that caused him to leave the game with a lower body injury. 🎥: Prime | #Flames
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TITO TOWN??? are you kidding meeee
Devin Cooley is not the stepfather, he's the father that stepped up for Tito. (🎥: ESPN | SportsCenter)
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the way this still hits like crack
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yeah i don't think you can do this via tweet
Replying to @BumbacComeback
URGENT LEGAL MATTER This letter constitutes a formal legal notice on behalf of the digital media outlet Eurovisionfun. It has come to our attention that you have generated, published, and widely disseminated a fabricated screenshot (fake print screen) featuring our official
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Mama ljubila morona
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Rest in peace
they decided to participate last minute and made this quickly on powerpoint! 😄
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NICK COUSINS of the Ottawa Senators is the only active MLB/NBA/NFL/NHL player whose name can be spelled with 1-letter element symbols
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I can’t believe “Devin Cooley just diagnosed Jameis Winston with religious psychosis on SportsCenter” is a real sentence.
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WE’VE COME FULL CIRCLE
Connor Storrie is in talks to play the villain opposite Ryan Gosling in Marvel’s ‘GHOST RIDER.’
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i respect the pettiness
oh my god theyre playing so much tate
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if he's a true hockey player he'll keep the bubble on all season, for the sake of superstition
wow Jack Hughes finally got a 5v5 goal I thought he forgot how to do that
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someone on discord said nikita zadorov looks like the hot fish from finding nemo????
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how are you supposed to explain that the Deptartment of Education is posting nods to alt-right pedophilic gender-swapping fanfic without sounding like an insane person
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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THEY'RE PLAYING BARA BADA BASTU AT THE DALLAS STARS GAME??
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nightmare blunt rotaysh
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