Cautiously optimistic UCLA fan. Friday guest on @LockedonBruins. Host of @Sabometricspod. Occasional blogger.

Joined February 2019
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My Updated B1G 🏈 Rankings: 1. Ohio State 2. Indiana 3. UCLA 4. Northwestern 5. Wisconsin 6. Minnesota 7. Nebraska 8. Iowa 9. Purdue 10. Illinois 11. Oregon 12. USC 13. Michigan 14. Washington 15. Rutgers 16. Penn State 17. Michigan State 18. Maryland
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The collective media effort to get Bob Chesney out of Westwood is disgusting. Screw every one of you people. Your school was too good for him less than a year ago After over a decade of mismanagement, the UCLA athletics department was at rock bottom. We finally have the right people in leadership and this is finally heading in the right direction. These things take time. Season ticket sales were in the dumper before this season. Student involvement was pointless before this season. Those will ricochet back with a vengeance. But it’s not a switch you can just turn off and on. They’re addressing all the challenges involved with fan engagement at UCLA and this will turn around drastically in the years to come. But it takes time
UCLA football fans — I reckon they’re out there — won’t realize what they had until he’s …
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Flights for a trip to the big house to watch ucla @ Michigan with my dad are secured ✅ Next just gotta get my hands on some tickets. Exciting times in Westwood!!!
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Ethan retweeted
Get your bookmarks out!!
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Tier 3 was a mess. I’d say flip a coin on any finish in that range for any of those teams.
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Maryland Terrapins Preseason outlook on Sabometrics is here! With the legend, @MattModderno!! Watch and subscribe with the link below! youtu.be/8dZ6t_QPO-0?is=W5P8…
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Pate just talks Vibes and reads box scores. But I’m absolutely mesmerized by the level of quality production. Someday.
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Sorry folks. There have been a lot of copycat videos made of this AI clip using different people but none of them will ever top this masterpiece. It’s worthy of an award!
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Big Ten 🏈 Power Rankings: 1. Ohio St 2. Indiana 3. UCLA 4. Northwestern 5. Wisconsin 6. Iowa 7. Nebraska 8. Minnesota 9. Illinois 10. Oregon 11. USC 12. Michigan 13. Penn St 14. Purdue 15. Washington 16. Michigan St 17. Rutgers 18. Maryland New PR’s every Sunday
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Hey UCLA finally has a ranked win!
BREAKING: College Football AP Poll🚨 on3.com/news/college-footbal…
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1. Best. For Now 2. Lame. But Good 3. Chesney Train 4. Wing T 5. No QB Needed 6. Good Wins 7. Idk. Sure 8. Bummer 9. Fun Team 10. With a Backup!? 11. Unconscionable 12. It’s Over 13. Just Plain ole Fashioned Bad 14. No Demond 15. They Have a B1G W 16. Meh 17. Infirmary 18. Call Indeed
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I love the way Chesney is handling the end of these games. We’re here to win games. That’s it. Not making any statements, impressing any computer algorithms and certainly not disrespecting any opponent Building this program the right way
Bob Chesney good man. Not trying to impress polls, computers or fans. Has team take a knee to run out clock. UCLA is 7-0 and earning respect each week.
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Having a good coach and staff means that you play poorly and “have some things [you] need to work out” but still WIN and COVER. 7-0
"I don't care how balanced they are. They still have some things they need to work out." @JonesN4mo isn't convinced about the Bruins just yet 😅
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Michigan State has a long ways to go. But they really battled in that one. Pat Fitzgerald has them playing hard, despite all the injuries. He’ll need a few classes to get his program kickstarted
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USC still has to play Indiana, Ohio State and UCLA…
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THE VIRGINIA TECH #HOKIES JUST BEAT CLEMSON AND ARE BOWL ELIGIBLE IN MID OCTOBER.
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Yeah they haven’t been counting students. That’s the discrepancy
UCLA had 33,757 fans in attendance at the Rose Bowl today for its football game against Michigan State.
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HOKIES!!! I swear. Ethan Grunkemeyer will play in the NFL
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AINT SHIT SWEET AGAINST THE BRUIN BULLIES #GoBruins #FoursUp
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UCLA football is 7-0 on the season, and the fight song in the locker room videos are also 7-0.
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