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Kendrick Lmao

@E_LOX

Why are you reading my bio? Your time is worthless but surely it’s still better spent doing anything other than this???

Joined March 2014
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If anyone here is anti-mask please post your parents phone numbers so I can call them and ask them what the fuck?
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Beth McColl
@imbethmccoll20 Aug 2023
genuinely makes me feel insane when I realise that not everyone uncomplicatedly hates billionaires. my head gets hot when i consider it
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benny🍜@BennysAsianEra_20 Aug 2023
Replying to @WifexOfxAgony
this one's my favorite just cuz
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Asya@femmecamp11 Aug 2023
Replying to @Not_End_User
i don’t think so! i try to be respectful! hope that helps you in the future? it’s gotta be worth paying for twitter blue with crap zingers like these
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When this dude hears about the Declaration of Independence/ constitution/ bill of rights 🤯 I’m tired of the dumbest fucking people on earth having a platform
Alyssa Leader (@alittleleader) profile pictureAlyssa Leader@alittleleader2 Aug 2023
Me: Judge I’m moving to dismiss with prejudice Judge: On what grounds? Me: law too old
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Somehow, we never have enough money for health care, education, or housing, but always have more than enough money for a bloated and wasteful Defense Department that cannot even pass an independent audit. It’s time to change our national priorities NOW.
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I wish it told me who so I could unfollow them that’s embarrassing
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Nice
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Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmusk21 Jun 2023
Replying to @JamesEsses
Repeated, targeted harassment against any account will cause the harassing accounts to receive, at minimum, temporary suspensions. The words “cis” or “cisgender” are considered slurs on this platform.
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50 likes and I’ll find a Primaris marine and paint it up with custom Shrek-themed chapter livery.
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If you insist on misgendering me during your tattoo then I'm charging you double. Sorry, but if you insist I'm a man then it's a known fact that men earn more than women. Call it a "sir" charge.
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Tattoo artists really like and think it’s cool if you refer to their machines as Assault Rifles and the needles as bullets 🥰
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No babe you’re still cute, just the way you didn’t CLAP 👏 CLAP 👏 CLAP 👏 to Sorry Your Not A Winner, made me think you’re bitter with a life so pretentious
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Forgot my pre workout so asked the first dude I saw in the locker room if he had any drugs I could take and I’m Fuckin ZINGING RN
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I HATE IT HERE AND IM STICKIN RN
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IM STICKIN RN
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IM STICKIN RN
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jobey@DefNotSatan11 Feb 2023
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Apparently @Ask_Spectrum lowered their prices but won’t refund or credit me for all those months of overcharging why is every utility in the states so fucking awful
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Ricky@MyNameIsRickyM26 Feb 2023
It’s the absolutely abysmal push-ups and the “butterfly pull-ups” for me You are fundamentally unserious as a human being
Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 (@mtgreenee) profile pictureMarjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸
@mtgreenee26 Feb 2023
Body, mind, and spirit.. Be unstoppable.
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I told the CFO of the company to have his people call my people and he actually did and now I’m not really sure what to do at this point. How do I explain I’m more of an ephemeral concept than a real person.
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