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Egg Czar 🥚👑

@EarthBrah

Raw milk and egg enjoyer. Nonsense poster. Aesthetics appreciator. CREC 🕆

Joined November 2022
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Sit here with me for a spell
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Me and the boys after wounding each other at fencing night
lil ole me (@gunsnhoney) profile picturelil ole me
@gunsnhoney14h
Fun fact: Germans & Austrians packed horsehair, salt, or poured wine into fresh fencing wounds to make their scars thicker and more prominent. A scar on the face from Mensur (fencing) is called a “schmiss” and they came to represent a badge of honor, bravery, and social status.
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This is a $1400 stump
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Matthew
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Faithful are the cortisol spikes caused by a friend
Egg Czar 🥚👑 (@EarthBrah) profile pictureEgg Czar 🥚👑@EarthBrah21h
As iron sharpens iron, so one man brutally frame mogs his brother
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Egg Czar 🥚👑 (@EarthBrah) profile pictureEgg Czar 🥚👑@EarthBrah21h
Some guys buy one piece of workout gear and it becomes their entire personality. There are better things to talk about at the urinals, man. (This is a subtweet)
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Some guys buy one piece of workout gear and it becomes their entire personality. There are better things to talk about at the urinals, man. (This is a subtweet)
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Schizo theory: Samuel Sey is playing 4D checkers, servant-leadering his intransigent wife to agree to move to Ghana with him and getting paid for it
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As iron sharpens iron, so one man brutally frame mogs his brother
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My personal growth is stunted because I'm too likeable. Muting everything that's not unflinching vitriolic criticism
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Old Spud
@pintobeansOct 28
I only tolerate you because of NEOTR. I maintain a list of grievances against each you. Except @EarthBrah he’s a perfect angel and we love him.
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Pvt A B
@col_a_buendiaOct 27
FREE FURNITURE RAFFLE: If you RT or QT this post in the next 96 hrs you're entered to win a free one. @grok will pick the winner at 7:45 ET on Halloween. Handcrafted from American black walnut, built with traditional joinery, delivered before Christmas. GentlemanLoafer dot com
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@col_a_buendiaOct 8
Thinking about making a run of these in case anyone wants an heirloom Christmas gift.
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There's a personal seamstress trapped in phone and I have to press the right buttons to get her out
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'Trunk or Treat' is when you teach your kids to accept candy from the stranger in the white van
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Misogyny is only 3% of what I do
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ms rat 🐀 (@ratbitebaby) profile picturems rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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ava@awtisymOct 26
she was a burger he was a king
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Sitting on the porcelain throne wearing my weighted vest
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It's important to counter harmful misinformation online, especially regarding the inherent Goodness and Beauty of eggnog
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Napoléonos I Tritharsaléos (@Brumairian) profile pictureNapoléonos I Tritharsaléos
@BrumairianOct 26
Eggnog is awesome and if you disagree then I hope you enjoy being wrong
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I am seeing concerning statements about eggnog on the timeline. Eggnog Czar, save us
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Singing while driving and accidentally hit the AI assistant button in Google Maps. It heard "iiiii just wanna tell you what I'm feeling" and went into empathetic therapist mode
Egg Czar 🥚👑 (@EarthBrah) profile pictureEgg Czar 🥚👑@EarthBrahOct 26
Never Ghana Give You Up
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Having a nice bath in my weighted vest
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