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At this point I’m just a parody of myself.

Joined May 2010
Presidente de Colombia propone construcción de muro fronterizo para bloquear comercialmente a Venezuela. La medida busca proteger la economía Colombiana y reestructurar la dinámica fronteriza mediante barreras físicas y tecnología de vigilancia en pasos formales e informales, garantizando el cierre total al tránsito de bienes.
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Please don’t blow your fruity vapes around my kids, I’m raising them strictly on Marlboro reds
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FUUUUCK
When the CCP discovers that both Sam Altman AND Peter Thiel are gay
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La stripper me quiere, claude es mi amigo, la espía china está enamorada de mi
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> is named Gunn > gets fired Bravo Hideo Kojima
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😂real
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When in doubt please consult the chart.
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Majin Vegeta while talking to Piccolo
Trump: I don't want to go to hell. I hope I go to heaven.
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Imagine ID required for creatine but not for voting💀
California has passed a law requiring age verification to buy creatine starting January 1, 2027
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Masahiro Sakurai was asked what he is working on right now: Q: Can I ask you just one more question? A: Yes. Q: “What is Sakurai-san working on right now?” A: “There's no way I could say that.” youtube.com/live/je0LqdLxCw8…
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El CEO de Nvidia preguntándose si alguna vez lo quiso su amante.
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San retweeted
Jensen huang wife is the best investor in the world.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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JUST IN: Jensen Huang reportedly has no prenup, meaning a divorce could cost him $81 billion, the most expensive divorce ever.
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There were signs
thank you based Jensen for signing my boobs
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man what if jensen’s infidelity with the chinese spy starts the recession
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Both cause I’m a greedy fuck
What would you gamers prefer. A brand new Legend of Zelda or a Majora's Mask Remake next?
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Jensen Huang: "How could I be targeted by Chinese sex spy?" Also Jensen Huang for the past four years:
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Jensen Huang didn’t blow up his marriage and career until age 63 Relax, you still have time
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This guy knows how to get pardoned.
🇻🇪🇺🇸 | AHORA — Nicolás Maduro estudia el judaísmo y recibe visitas de líderes religiosos en prisión, según The New York Times. Personas cercanas aseguran que nunca mostró interés por esa religión antes de su captura.
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