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Darth Jabronius

@EclipseNine
Joined June 2009
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FactPost
@factpostnewsOct 29
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Bruce Dickinson@BruceDMaidenOct 22
Nicko McBrain says Donald Trump and his allies “should be put in jail.” The Iron Maiden drummer made the remark in an interview with The Telegraph ahead of his new memoir. McBrain also recalled declining a Republican friend’s invitation to play golf with the president.
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Bruce Dickinson@BruceDMaidenOct 22
Replying to @BruceDMaiden @IronMaiden
Not wanting to associate with Trump is not political, just good sense.
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Bruce Dickinson@BruceDMaidenOct 22
Nicko McBrain shared his thoughts on Donald Trump during a recent interview. @IronMaiden
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CSPAN
@cspanOct 10
President Trump: "I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap."
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Jake@xxxguarddawgxxxSep 27
Replying to @EclipseNine @_Mark__S @NotEvolution1
@EclipseNine @_Mark__S @NotEvolution1
🤖 Made with AI
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Quiltstar
@QuiltstarCoSep 18
The Prots are unironically asking about this situation:
🥛MilkDrinker🥛🕯️🐛 (@UncleToaster1) profile picture🥛MilkDrinker🥛🕯️🐛@UncleToaster1Sep 17
Do Roman Catholics believe if Mary was present when Christ said, “He who is without sin among you, let him throw a stone at her first.” And proceeded to do it, that she would be justified?
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The Drunk Republican
@DrunkRepubSep 17
Republicans when they have all 3 branches of government
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Video Shitposts@vidshitpostAug 6
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Become A Saint
@BeSaintlyJul 7
Atheists will still ask you “where’s the evidence?”
Rob (@_ROB_29) profile pictureRob@_ROB_29Jul 5
Light up duck slippers for kitty cat
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Paul Tassi
@PaulTassiMay 29
Making the best of things, I think the idea of "permanence" will be interesting in Destiny going forward. Can see myself making my own goals from here, X and Y fully maxed sets of specific set armor with a specific artifact and weapon loadout. 20 loadout slots to flip between, now. Don't need to worry about sunsetting, vault space for future additions. We're free. I mean, we're dead. But there is freedom in death.
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Jake Lucky
@JakeSuckyApr 9
I AM GIVING AWAY 20 KEYS for Morbid Metal, the hack-and-slash roguelite that's been developed for the last 10 years Sick combos, swap between characters, and some heavy metal bosses Just Like, RT, and Reply if you want it. GOOD LUCK
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James Tate
@JamesTate121Apr 8
Very Good I would say!
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It’s been three months since Nick Shirley’s video “exposing” fraud in Minnesota. Here is an update thus far. Under Trump Arrests: 0 Convictions: 0 Money recovered $0 Under Biden Arrests: 96 Convictions: 64 Money recovered: $300,000,000
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Taylor Silverman
@tmsilvermanMar 27
Fatties shouldn’t be allowed to be nurses. If you can’t take care of your own health you have no business taking care of others. She doesn’t even realize she’s 50-80 pounds overweight.
star baby 💫 (@thesecoldbones) profile picturestar baby 💫@thesecoldbonesMar 27
this is what 200 can look like btw
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Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.
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Ruff Criminal@RuffCrimFeb 25
Actual humiliation ritual Defeat the entire world at your sport, your reward is eating $2 burgers in front of an audience of sex traffickers
Ed Krassenstein (@EdKrassen) profile pictureEd Krassenstein
@EdKrassenFeb 25
Why did Trump feed the US Men’s Gold Winning Olympic Hockey Team cheeseburgers? Is the economy really this bad?
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Kenan Perry 🟣@KenanPerryFeb 9
I unironically love woke patriotism, I love appropriating the things chuds care about and turning them against them. Why should they get to own America, they're the ones who suck
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The Skeptic
@TheSkepticWiz26 Oct 2025
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