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Jordan Kent (Parody)

@ElFamilyValues

“Go on, dad. Go tell Superboy here why he's really so perfect.” Parody!

 Smallville, Kansas
Joined July 2013
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🦸🏻‍♂️ Jordan Kent 🦸🏻‍♂️ Verse Flexible, not Strictly Arrowverse 🦸🏻‍♂️ Open Mentions, DMs 🦸🏻‍♂️ Not selective 🦸🏻‍♂️ Age 16, no lewd whatsoever 🦸🏻‍♂️❤️➕🔁❓
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He starts floating up into the sky. “Come on then. Oh, show me the Rocky statue!”
Jenny Humphrey(parody) (@LittlebitchJH) profile pictureJenny Humphrey(parody)@LittlebitchJH18 Apr 2023
"Yes, let's! Can't wait to show you around."
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“Sweet! Let’s start here in Philadelphia.”
Jenny Humphrey(parody) (@LittlebitchJH) profile pictureJenny Humphrey(parody)@LittlebitchJH18 Apr 2023
"We absolutely should hang out & it's a nice little state."
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“I thought about moving on to Pittsburgh but I’m happy to stay and hang out!”
Jenny Humphrey(parody) (@LittlebitchJH) profile pictureJenny Humphrey(parody)@LittlebitchJH17 Apr 2023
"Yeah, haha, it's pretty easy for us to get home. What are you doing after this?"
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“Ah, but I could be home in seconds after all.”
Jenny Humphrey(parody) (@LittlebitchJH) profile pictureJenny Humphrey(parody)@LittlebitchJH15 Apr 2023
"You definitely are a long way from home."
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“I’m a long way from home it seems… I got bored and decided to fly around.”
Jenny Humphrey(parody) (@LittlebitchJH) profile pictureJenny Humphrey(parody)@LittlebitchJH15 Apr 2023
"I'm mary, btw Mary Marvel & I'm from Fawcett city it's in Philadelphia, but I'm currently living at Oxford for college." Mary says, smiling back at him.
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“I’m Superboy! I’m from Smallville, Kansas, formerly Metropolis.” He gives her a warm smile.
Jenny Humphrey(parody) (@LittlebitchJH) profile pictureJenny Humphrey(parody)@LittlebitchJH14 Apr 2023
"We sure did nicely job, I don't think I've ever seen you around here before." Mary says curiously as he lands next to her, holding up his fist. Mary then closes her own hand, giving him a fist bump.
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He flies back over and lands next to Mary. “Looks like we took care of it. Nice work.” He grins and holds up his balled fist for a fist bump.
Jenny Humphrey(parody) (@LittlebitchJH) profile pictureJenny Humphrey(parody)@LittlebitchJH13 Apr 2023
"Nice to meet you, superboy. I'm mary Marvel." She says, smiling back at him as she watched him deliver the follow-up punch.
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“I’m Superboy!” He grins and flies over to give the villain a follow up punch. “Nice to meet a fellow superhero!”
Jenny Humphrey(parody) (@LittlebitchJH) profile pictureJenny Humphrey(parody)@LittlebitchJH12 Apr 2023
Mary had finished evacuating the citizens and immediately flew towards the villain."You're not gonna hurt my hometown again." Mary said repeatedly, punching the monster. "Thank you for the help. I'm Mary, btw."
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Jordan had noticed the other Superhero getting people out as he faced off against the trouble maker.
Jenny Humphrey(parody) (@LittlebitchJH) profile pictureJenny Humphrey(parody)@LittlebitchJH12 Apr 2023
Mary had gotten to the location before her family did & had started evacuating the area she was getting people to safety very, very quickly, almost like a blur."Come on this way,this way." She said, evacuating the people.
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He was breathing heavily as the red glow left his eyes. “Who is Waller? I’m just sixteen, I barely know anyone dad works with.”
Black Adam (@BlackAdamLegacy) profile pictureBlack Adam@BlackAdamLegacy12 Apr 2023
He groaned as he floated there in the sky, shaking his head as he looked at him. "Okay, wait!" He then landed as he stretched a bit. "We're both dealing with the actions of Waller, she sent others after me."
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Jordan could see the situation and he’d fly down to take care of it. He was first on the scene but hadn’t a clue they were going to show up.
Jenny Humphrey(parody) (@LittlebitchJH) profile pictureJenny Humphrey(parody)@LittlebitchJH12 Apr 2023
Mary was out flying when she heard a distress call going to the location meeting up with her brothers as she was flying from Oxford back to Philly.
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Jon blasted off the ground and flew at Black Adam and punched him as hard as he could, sending him flying into the sky with a shockwave that caused a small crater. “Get off my FARM!”
Black Adam (@BlackAdamLegacy) profile pictureBlack Adam@BlackAdamLegacy12 Apr 2023
He grunted as he blocked the lasers, his electricity building.
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“So you go after his son?!” He spits blood at the ground. “This does not make you the good guy either!” John’s rage was coming to a boiling point. “Leave me ALONE!!” His eyes glowed red as he released a powerful heat vision blast at Black Adam.
Black Adam (@BlackAdamLegacy) profile pictureBlack Adam@BlackAdamLegacy11 Apr 2023
"He attacked me first, fed false information, I am not the bad guy." He glared as he looked at him, his rage was blinding him.
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Starter for: @CourtChosen “Woah, you look so cool. Look at all those piercings. Wish I could have piercings… Uh, mom and dad won’t let me have any.”
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Starter for: @inheritedChamp Superboy was flying through the skyline of Philadelphia. He was taking a National tour of all the major cities across the US. He wonders if he’ll see that Superhero team… Who were they again? The Philly Fiascos?
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Starter for: @BlackAdamLegacy Jonathan was struggling during a fight with this stranger with a lightning bolt across his chest. He kept getting knocked down but he kept getting right back up. His chest was heaving and his face was blackened and bruised, but still he—
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—wasn’t going to lie down and take this. “If your beef is with my father, then why the hell are you attacking me?!”
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Black Adam@BlackAdamLegacy26 Jan 2022
"Kahndaq needed a hero. Instead, they got me. I did what needed to be done and they imprisoned me for it. Now, five thousand years later, I'm free and I give you my word: no one will ever stop me again.
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Starter for: @starx980 WOOOSH! A very confused looking boy with the House of El shield on his t-shirt suddenly appeared in the middle of Coast City. He knew why he was here, he just over shot where he was trying to go. It was Awkward since he had appeared right in front of—
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—Carol with no warning whatsoever. “Oh! I’m so sorry, I did not mean to stop in front of you like that!”
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