Cup my underplums.
Los Angeles
Joined March 2009
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It's gotten to the point now where the correct usage of "you're" is actually a little sexy.
t it? I wanted to talk with you on the phone for a few minutes. I will of course keep your privacy so don't worry.
Hi this is Howard, Gary's brother. Sorry to have to meet you under these heartbreaking circumstances. I sent you an email last night. Gue...
At @thehotelcafe last night for #TopTune (L-R): hilarious host @Henlips groove master @BrendanDrums & our outpatient narcotics counselor
Haven't you ever wondered why FOUR and TWENTY blackbirds got BAKED in a pie? Happy 4/20 to all youtube.com/watch?v=reQMYP9G…
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I am returning to the color commentator's box at Top Tune, this Sunday, 4/23 at @thehotelcafe, with @Henlips, @nyimafunk, and @ElSmoocho!
We're all idiots for making fun of Kendall's Pepsi ad - if we said NOTHING, Pepsi would've had NO CLUE and it would STILL be running :(
TODAY'S POP CULTURE QUIZ: Which of these two singers is Jewish, incredibly handsome, and no longer secretly gay? (HINT: #BarryManilow)
After receiving more email spam with the subject line "A Better Way To Meet Mature Singles," how could my day NOT be fantastic?
Gary Shapiro retweeted
Hit Devin Nunes where it hurts - IN THE WALLET. This :90 rocking video shows you how: youtu.be/Fl7L7s43EoY PLEASE RT.
It's a great episode! podomatic.com/podcasts/allti… (And my bathroom was decorated by the incredibly sexy @LauraJSilverman xoxo) xitter.gq/AllTimeTopTen/status/8…
Gary Shapiro retweeted
People who took themselves too seriously at awards shows a few months ago really kind of ruined this winter.
Gary Shapiro retweeted
Hey gang, I'll be a Mookingbird this morning on the Stephanie Miller Show 8-9 PST! Don't miss the shennannigags, and monkey biz!
We hope truth-seekers everywhere find something to groove with here as I join @AllTimeTopTen for perhaps its most soulful episode yet... xitter.gq/AllTimeTopTen/status/8…
SUNDAY NIGHT 7PM! #TopTune is back @thehotelcafe w/the great @Mangum1 gorgeous hilarious @missipyle supertalent @mattgeiler + my gay haircut
I misunderstood last night and set my cock forward by one hour, so congratulations to all you pessimists who predicted our future is fucked.