Elena, not Eleanor (@ElenaNotEleanor) header
Elena, not Eleanor (@ElenaNotEleanor) profile picture

Cheerleader for transformation. Maddened by my wanderlust. Collector of great people.

Wherever the wind blows
Joined January 2011
Photo by Elena, not Eleanor (@ElenaNotEleanor)Photo by Elena, not Eleanor (@ElenaNotEleanor)Photo by Elena, not Eleanor (@ElenaNotEleanor)Photo by Elena, not Eleanor (@ElenaNotEleanor)Photo by Elena, not Eleanor (@ElenaNotEleanor)Photo by Elena, not Eleanor (@ElenaNotEleanor)Photo by Elena, not Eleanor (@ElenaNotEleanor)Photo by Elena, not Eleanor (@ElenaNotEleanor)Photo by Elena, not Eleanor (@ElenaNotEleanor)Photo by Elena, not Eleanor (@ElenaNotEleanor)
.@PEllis0202 salt being rubbed in the wounds tonight... Malcolm Marx, Matthew Pearce and Jean dr Villiers – at Sandton, South Africa
1
1
For somebody who cares not for rugby this match has put quite a strain on my heart – at Johannesburg, South Africa
1
Perfect song for today! – at Johannesburg, South Africa
Jet lag is a mofo and Twitter is quiet tonight/this morning.
Friend: who's the guy who looks like he just got out of jail? Me, without looking up or skipping a beat: David Beckham Friend: oh yeah, it's #DavidBeckham #RoyalWedding #PrisonBAEv2
I think I could live in San Francisco (if it wasn't so horribly expensive, didn't stink of weed, and the weather not so reminiscent of London).
1
Santa Monica ✔ Santa Barbara ✔ Next stop Paso Robles for a couple of days of 🍷🍷🍷 Then on to San Francisco 😁
1
Yass! I'm here for this 👍🏾 xitter.gq/City_Press/status/9665… – at Pretoria, South Africa
Academy award winning actress Lupita Nyong’o is all set to star in and co-produce a film adaptation of South African comedian and host of The Daily Show Trevor Noah’s 2016 best-selling memoir, Born A Crime: Stories from a South African Childhood. ow.ly/NCaa30ixSyz
I definitely understand the Oscar buzz for The Shape of Water, it's superb. Sally Hawkins acted her socks off, makes me want to learn sign language and also to become better at communicating my emotions. – at Randburg, South Africa
4DX cinema experiences should come with a health warning or, at the very least, advice to have a physio session booked for the next day. My back is fugged, but #BlackPanther was worth it – at Johannesburg, South Africa
Right, where are these prawns I've been hearing about? – at Republic of Mozambique
My hotel in Lusaka has pet crocodiles! – at Lusaka, Zambia
1
Just touched down in Harare for my first visit to Zim 😁 – at Harare, Zimbabwe
This report is horrific. I'm so privileged to have a health service that's free at the point of use. Whilst I accept that reform is required (and I'd be happy to pay extra, ring-fenced tax to do it), long live the #NHS xitter.gq/mailandguardian/status… – at Randburg, South Africa
I wish the whole of South Africa could see this... Nutella 'riots' spread across French supermarkets - bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-… – at Johannesburg, South Africa
I am l❤ving scooter Uber here in Vietnam. It appeals to the oft supressed reckless side of my nature. At least 10 times today I've come within centimetres of losing my kneecaps, but hey #YOLO #40NoFux – at Hanoi, Vietnam
Have you been raped? Did you freeze in fear? You did, oh well, it was all your fault then. That, and your outfit, and you drank alcohol. How was he to know you didn't want it. This is 2018 people. 2018. theguardian.com/law/2018/jan… – at Hanoi, Vietnam