Musician✨Mother✨she/her ✨multi-racial✨bisexual✨PROUD
Portland, Oregon
Joined April 2009
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I don’t know if it was the 15 hours in the car, the 4 hours of sleep, the panic attack, the two shows, the lack of food or the random sobfest but it all culminated into me whispering to myself, insanely, as I finally crawled into bed “pants off dance off, bitch”
Thinking about the time I tried to be all whimsical and rolled down a grassy hill and through a bunch of dog shit
Me: Exacta-me-mundo!
Luckee charmeeees!
Damian:…what
I’d blame the cold meds but I haven’t taken any yet today.
The comments never help in clearing up vague statements made by politicians. WHAT IS EVERYBODY TALKING ABOUT
Seinfeld episode: George finally watches a popular TV series but needs to used closed captions to understand the characters with accents. Many characters also speak foreign languages and the CC reads <SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE> over the translation. He becomes enraged.
Ok @Innoutburger18 the world is ready for a spin off franchise.
Up-n-down: a soup restaurant filled with swings
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman is the spokesperson for a farm themed solitaire game and I don’t understand anything anymore
My new favorite thing is seeing “I finally have Covid after evading it this whole time” from someone who dropped out of a gig a year ago because they got Covid…
Racism is often not overt. In some ways, it would be easier to deal with if it was. It’s a wretched hog, draped in covergirl smiles trying to convince you it’s civilized, ‘hons and darlins’ and contemptuous eyes.
Sometimes I forget where I am. #america