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Crawley Town FC #TownTeamTogether & Brighton Women’s #SupportYourLocal Saying random stuff online for over a decade… *satire* if you’ve blocked me, I’ve won.

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Joined October 2011
#FC25 has all but come to an end. SO HERE IS MY CRAWLEY TOWN FC TEAM!! -7 99 rated cards -98 rated team -707 games with Mullarkey -792 goals with Hepburn-Murphy -Buffon is an honorary Crawley player Had such a fun time using these players! Anyone else have a team? 👀
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On #ArmisticeDay, we remember the service and sacrifice of all those who have lost their lives in conflict.
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At 11am on the 11th day of the 11th month, we will remember them.
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actually fucking insane that we have to coexist with people that genuinely listen to ai music
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Wickham has been the most ‘Crawley’ signing for the last half a decade, now it’s finally happened!
💪 REDS BOLSTER SQUAD WITH TWO FREE-AGENT SIGNINGS Crawley Town Football Club is delighted to announce the signing of experienced striker Connor Wickham and former Bristol City and Plymouth Argyle midfielder Ayman Benarous! 👉 shorturl.at/90uZy #TownTeamTogether🔴
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🚨 How 6,511 professional women’s footballers voted in the 2026 FIFPRO #World11 🗳️
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We will remember them. #EFL | #RemembranceSunday
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At the going down the sun and in the morning, We will remember them.
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Now is the perfect time to join Aurora. FIFA 15, 17 and 21 run by players, for the players. discord.gg/aurorafut
FC 27 Steam numbers are lower than FC 26. 🥲🤯 End of an era?
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We will remember them ❤️
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🏆 It’s matchday in the @EmiratesFACup #TownTeamTogether🔴
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The funniest bit of all of this is the people that think that Crawley have ANY favour with refs. They want us down as much as everyone else wants us down!!
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It wasn’t pretty, but we take a huge three points up in Oldham! #TownTeamTogether🔴
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This is one of those GOOD times we’ve brought a player back! Welcome back Flinty!
🤩 Welcome back to Crawley, Josh Flint! #TownTeamTogether🔴
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HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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Maisie Symonds, that is ridiculous! 🤯 The hosts take the lead in style ⚡️ #BarclaysWSL | @BHAFCWomen
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🌅 A new dawn! #TownTeamTogether🔴
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I want the life of Crash Bandicoot
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James McClean has genuinely said he thinks therapy is a sign of weakness in men Simply, that is a disgusting, disgraceful thing to say Asking for help is the strongest thing a man can do, shame on McClean for thinking otherwise…
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