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I’m going to give #Bluesky a go
Never really got on with #BreakingNews Threads
#X / #Twitter appears to be broken
I’m sick of all right wing crap
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I’ll look out for people I know and please give me a follow ❤️🥰❤️
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Hey Spotify-ers, hears the pre-save link for the album on Monday morning.
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This is the most serious 48 hours in cybersecurity history.
"Black October" they're calling it
It seems every *hour* there's a new incident, that in a typical year, would be one of the biggest incidents of the *entire year*
SUMMARY OF THE LAST 48 HOURS:
YEAR-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical year, these would be among the biggest incidents of the year):
1. PHP2Shell: a hole in the software behind ~70% of websites. Governments took sites offline.
2. eMudhra: the master keys that prove websites are real were cracked. One was the number 4.
3. California: data on every public school student since 2023 stolen, including disability status
4. Railway: hackers stole customers' secret keys from a hosting platform used by millions of developers
5. Zeabur: 321,810 accounts breached. The company is shutting down.
6. LiteLLM: an AI tool downloaded 3.4 million times a day was poisoned with a password stealer
7. GitLab: a 10-out-of-10 severity hole in every version since 2014
8. Cairn: criminals used an AI hacking tool to break into 100+ companies
9. Ahold Delhaize: hackers knocked the owner of Food Lion and Stop & Shop offline
10. Onamae: malware planted on up to 26,739 customer servers in Japan
MONTH-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical month, these would be among the biggest incidents):
11. Signal: a bug could leave your mic and camera on after you hang up
12. NGINX: 3 critical holes in software running ~1/3 of websites
13. HTTP/3: a single connection can crash 7 of the 10 web server types tested
14. Plex: hackers breaking into home media servers
15. SafePay ransomware: FBI warns it has hit 600+ critical infrastructure organizations
16. Palo Alto: ransomware gangs breaking in through company firewalls
17. Bullhorn: platform used by 10,000+ companies knocked offline
18. Medi-Cal: 970,000 patients' data stolen
19. WordPress: hackers stole a plugin maker's keys and used them to plant backdoors on websites
20. AOMEI: backup software's update server handed out a backdoor
21. Meta Muse: Meta's AI agent exposed users' personal and business secrets
22. Tor: 333 relays hijacked to steal logins
23. TiDB Cloud: database company's cloud breached
Also serious:
24. State Bank of India: India's biggest bank confirms a data breach
25. OVHcloud: hackers slipped a password stealer into a cloud company's official tool
26. Siemens: a software hole being used to spread malware
27. North Korea: state hackers launch a new attack campaign on South Korea
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BREAKING NEWS: After Ukraine takes out Russian data centers Elon Musk loses 100M followers.
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Zelenskyy might be saving our democracy. The mad genius is bombing Russian data centers linked to FAKE NEWS bot farms. Without them, Putin’s midterm influence will accidentally fall from a 30th floor window.
I 💙 Ukraine 🇺🇦
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🚨☣️BREAKING: Plague outbreak expands, Russia BSL-3 lab accident - FIVE hospitals now quarantined🚨☣️
The plague outbreak in Siberia, Russia has expanded w/5 hospitals now under QUARANTINE: Irkutsk Hospitals No. 1, No.3, No.10, Ivano-Matreninskaya Children's Hospital, and an unnamed maternity hospital (Lyudi Baikala news, Moscow Times).
Quarantine is NOT voluntary. Even in the U.S., quarantine is among the most extraordinary measures gov't can impose on American citizens who haven't been convicted, or even accused, of committing a crime. Quarantine means being forcibly confined and medically examined by law. U.S. quarantine can be imposed on anyone infected by a legally quarantinable disease listed below (this can change). One should assume Russia's quarantine protocols are even more severe. As of 2026, under Executive Order 14047, legally quarantinable diseases in the U.S. are:
■ Plague
■ Smallpox
■ Viral hemorrhagic fevers
■ Cholera
■ Diphtheria
■ Yellow fever
■ Infectious tuberculosis
■ Severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS)
■ Flu that can cause a pandemic
■ Measles
Photo: Russia’s RKhBZ defense troops perform nuclear, biological, and chemical defense training (w/permission from the Ministry of Defence of the Russian Federation) — from BIOLOGICAL WAR: A SCENARIO by Annie Jacobsen (Dutton, 2026).
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Mind-boggling - just mind-boggling
Now expected to peak at an extraordinary 4.2C in December
Whatever is going on in society ? This is so sad and tragic.
We will look back in the future on social media as an appalling experiment carried out on the young ! theguardian.com/media/2026/a…
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SUVs now make up more than half of all new car sales in the UK.
They're heavier, wider, taller and less fuel-efficient than the cars they replaced. And ugly - did I mention ugly?
They make roads measurably more dangerous for cyclists and pedestrians, and especially children, whose height places them in SUV blind spots at the moment it matters most.
They make car parks tighter. Urban streets narrower. Emissions targets harder to reach.
The market has spoken.
And what it's saying is: give me a car bigger than I need, costlier to run, and worse for everyone around me.
We call that consumer choice.
We don't call it policy failure.
But it's actually both.
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As London reaches 35°C this afternoon, we are reminded yet again that trees are not a luxury. They are essential infrastructure...
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"Potatoes ‘boil’ in the ground as record heatwave sweeps across swathes of Asia"
This is frightening. I knew Africa had been impacted by the recent heatwaves, but I didn't realise Asia too. It makes you wonder, with these projected food shortages, where impacted countries will be buying their food from. It's a genuine climate emergency. We could see global food hyperinflation.
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HOLY FUCK!!!!
Sailors tried to jump off the USS Abraham Lincoln which has been at sea for 250 consecutive days marking longest deployment in history.
Sailors are facing alarming conditions including broken toilets & showers as well as food & supply shortages.
IMPEACHABLE ON SO MANY LEVELS IT’S BAFFLING.
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5 de agosto de 2026.
El día que la Tierra tuvo la temperatura más alta jamás registrada en el mar. 21.20°C.
El Niño de este año va a destrozar este registro.
Tambien 33 increíbles grados en el Mediterráneo.
También récord.
No somos conscientes de lo que nos estamos jugando.
Petition to stop the early release from jail of PC Andrew Harper's killers - Sign the Petition! c.org/Zc4DZTS9F5 via @UKChange
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I've been directly or indirectly involved with every Cereal Harvest in East Anglia since 1988
We have never, ever finished Harvesting in July
Until now
































