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No one tweets the wicked! Without any meaning we're just skin and bone! Maybe we could see the world together

Joined March 2009
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I bet the passengers on the Orient Express were so smug with themselves that they’d come up with the perfect murder plot before fucking Poirot got on the train
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the only appeal of throuple is being able to sing all the parts of easy street together
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me telling the lesbian bar owner not to enrol in clown school
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someone said the fucking cat on the left hits a whip and nae nae after slapping the other guy and i cant unsee it FUCK YOU
this might be one of the most deserved smacks i’ve ever seen
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. @macklemore put your feet up and get the dildo out hen you’ve done well.
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Replying to @TATIANNANOW
I’ve been saying it all along !
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Bobby retweeted
Rhaenyra let Mysaria eat her box then called her a fkn uber IMDEAD😭😭😭🤣
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Actually, not all queer art…
have gay guys gone too far?
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I was extremely unprepared for what this fella decides to do at the end of this video lmfao
i have been thinking about this all day lmao
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It is more likely for Count Binface to win the Clacton By-election (7/2) than it is for England to win the World Cup (9/2) 🤯
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Game on, Nige.
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The LEGEND, my fairy godmother, Desiree Matthews sitting with my mom 💗✨🥹
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The worst thing about betrayal is that it never comes from a stranger
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god announces bible will contain both an old and new testament
Carly Rae Jepsen has announced a 24-track double album titled "Day and Night," releasing September 18. The album will be divided into "Day" and "Night" sections. "Day" is "organic and raw, with live instrumentation and hints of '70s-inspired psychedelic pop," while "Night" is "exploratory and intense, shifting into a sleek, synth-driven world of dance pop." wp.me/pc8uak-1lHqRR
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5 whole minutes of @Nigel_Farage squirming over his secret £5 million "gift". What else is he hiding?
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rip to a legend, thanks for giving us one of the best directed scenes in any sitcom with the innkeepers in frasier <3
Emmy-winning Director James Burrows has died at the age of 85.
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Bobby retweeted
Let’s revisit why Laurie has 4 Emmys! 😂
Happy Birthday to 4x Emmy and 3x Tony-winning actress Laurie Metcalf.
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erika kirk would have parachuted in like a navy seal
This was Paraguay’s send off ahead of the World Cup The SEC has 24 hours to respond
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There’s an alternate universe where Bendelacreme wins All Stars 3, and ends up returning to All Winners alongside Jinkx Monsoon
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update from mother
my mum bought a ticket to sit in 100s by herself tonight 😭🩷 her first ever harry show
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