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Nah dude we respecting more women and donating more money to charity than ever xitter.gq/lilpump/status/9477397…
Happy New Years 2018 we fuckin more bitches & getting more money than ever
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I gave my nephew a banana for Christmas. I had avocado levels of success.
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It is the period between Christmas and New year. No one knows what day it is. Time doesn't really exist. Can we start drinking at 10am? Why not. Existence is a confusion.
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Omg I’ve gained 12 pounds in the past 48 hours
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My son's a little worried that Santa may skip our house because he was sometimes bad this year. I explained that Santa uses an exponentially weighted moving average to compute your goodness score, so more recent datapoints dominate and he's probably fine.
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Doug delivers his closing argument to the voters of Alabama with a powerful speech called "Season of Opportunity"
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me sober in an uber: me drunk in an uber: ya but you see, their parents never catch them. the sister is always trying to tell on them. but they never get caught. it’s insane. and theres a fucking platypus. yeah its called phineas and ferb dude you seriously have to check it out
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Planned Parenthood needs 10,000 more signatures by the fifth to stop trumps attack on birth control, so if twitter could just do it’s thing??
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Trickle down economics is a proven fraud. When you give the wealthiest few a big tax cut, they do 3 things with that money: 1) Give each other bonuses 2) Engage in mega-mergers to concentrate more wealth at the top 3) Spend even more money buying political influence
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Using me to stay relevant lol xitter.gq/aaroncarter/status/936…
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This is nothing. In a few years, that bot will move so fast you’ll need a strobe light to see it. Sweet dreams… xitter.gq/mrmedina/status/931291…
we dead
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Throw the V am I right?
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2007: i'm drunk, gonna call my ex 2017: i'm drunk, gonna call my senator
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because of u after parties nova tour starts thursday see you soon
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RIP to all of the white converse that lost their lives thanks to Hoco 2017
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