Malaysia, Indonesia, Philippines and Thai: we are all SEA monkeys
Singapore: me too
Them: Not anymore. You are chink
There's Asians, and there are Assians
The one you circled out are Asianus because when they see white guys, their women like to get buttfucked by them
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When I was young, I didn't know Christmas is a Christian holiday because the Christmas decorations in Singapore do not have any Christian iconography.
It was just that red fat man riding the reindeers and the fir trees. So I celebrated it as a regular holiday
(Continued...)
Japan is Japan.
People say “Merry Christmas” in Japan because Christmas is celebrated in Japan in a Japanese way.
If the phrase “Merry Christmas” causes you to melt like a damp witch you should stay in your safe space.
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Point is Christmas outside of western countries don't see it as a Christian holiday. It was also celebrated by non-Christians here in Singapore.
So why should it be changed to Happy Holidays?
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Singaporean Malays: 💀
But okay, Singaporean Cinas (and some Kelings) please dont go there steal RON95. Later they angry cut water supply to us then you all cannot mandi for real.
doing my part as a malaysian by telling every non-msian at a party in singapore that expresses a mild interest in visiting MY to NOT visit MY and stay in SG instead.
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Your Bahasa Melayu is probably better than most Singaporean Malay kids & young adults.
I grew up in Singapore and spoke English so much that I even dream in English. My Bahasa Melayu is worse than Malaysian Chinese
But I am learning it day by day.
Another "I'm Japenis" account.
I think I might start engagement farming and pretend to be Japenis
I’m Japanese. This is one thing I don’t understand about English.
America → American
Russia → Russian
Germany → German
Korea → Korean
Brazil → Brazilian
Japan → Japanese???
It should be Japanian! 🤣
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So no different from hardcore Christian conservatives in America 🤔
That being said, we are definitely in a pop recession era because the Conservative is attacking Sorayama's statue art and The Weeknd now, linking them to Satanism and the Illuminati. Thank God the KL concert already ended.
Oh yes, we are so back 😭
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Is rape part of YOUR culture, Aussie?
Your country has more reported rapes per 100k than my neighbouring country
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We Malay Muslims don't pray in the public unlike you Arab/Paki Muslims
That's because we know how to plan ahead of where to pray
And before you say that Malaysia has so many private spots so we don't need to: there are not a lot of mosques in the neighbouring country Singapore
A GENTLE REMINDER.
When you see a Muslim praying:
Please don’t walk directly in front of them.
Please avoid making loud noises near them.
Give them a little space to pray peacefully.
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Its not that we are hypocrites but we Malays are the least serious Muslims. We smoke, listen to music, and do stuff that would make Middle Eastern and African Muslims cry
There is a huge smoking culture among Malays. And when the Arabs says its haram, we tell them to fuck off
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