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Malay from Sinkieland aka Isnotreal of SEA. Not Chinese! Obviously a shitpost-satire-ragebait account

Joined October 2025
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Malaysia, Indonesia, Philippines and Thai: we are all SEA monkeys Singapore: me too Them: Not anymore. You are chink
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There's Asians, and there are Assians The one you circled out are Asianus because when they see white guys, their women like to get buttfucked by them
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When I was young, I didn't know Christmas is a Christian holiday because the Christmas decorations in Singapore do not have any Christian iconography. It was just that red fat man riding the reindeers and the fir trees. So I celebrated it as a regular holiday (Continued...)
Japan is Japan. People say “Merry Christmas” in Japan because Christmas is celebrated in Japan in a Japanese way. If the phrase “Merry Christmas” causes you to melt like a damp witch you should stay in your safe space.
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Point is Christmas outside of western countries don't see it as a Christian holiday. It was also celebrated by non-Christians here in Singapore. So why should it be changed to Happy Holidays?
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Similarly I also didn't know Halloween has Christian or Pagan roots. I thought it was just spooky western holiday LOL
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Keling ahh account But I agree. Chingay has GAY in there because it's gay af
Ranking the most iconic festivals around the world. 🌍
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Singaporean Malays: 💀 But okay, Singaporean Cinas (and some Kelings) please dont go there steal RON95. Later they angry cut water supply to us then you all cannot mandi for real.
doing my part as a malaysian by telling every non-msian at a party in singapore that expresses a mild interest in visiting MY to NOT visit MY and stay in SG instead.
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Fuck your guns
Make Texas the Open Carry capital of the world. NOW!!! Open carry everywhere, everyday, gogogo! Make and publish videos. Even do it in "gun free zones." The time for civil disobedience is now. Obey and you go backwards and down. Disobey and you win and go up!
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Your Bahasa Melayu is probably better than most Singaporean Malay kids & young adults. I grew up in Singapore and spoke English so much that I even dream in English. My Bahasa Melayu is worse than Malaysian Chinese But I am learning it day by day.
i am malay and my parents are malay, and i identify as a malay. but i never necessarily learned malay properly nor did i share a lot of things common with malay kids. in fact there are some things that i disagree with what malay kids think and do
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Another "I'm Japenis" account. I think I might start engagement farming and pretend to be Japenis
I’m Japanese. This is one thing I don’t understand about English. America → American Russia → Russian Germany → German Korea → Korean Brazil → Brazilian Japan → Japanese??? It should be Japanian! 🤣
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So no different from hardcore Christian conservatives in America 🤔
That being said, we are definitely in a pop recession era because the Conservative is attacking Sorayama's statue art and The Weeknd now, linking them to Satanism and the Illuminati. Thank God the KL concert already ended. Oh yes, we are so back 😭
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Is rape part of YOUR culture, Aussie? Your country has more reported rapes per 100k than my neighbouring country
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Australians being insufferable everywhere including Malaysia and Singapore, as usual
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We Malay Muslims don't pray in the public unlike you Arab/Paki Muslims That's because we know how to plan ahead of where to pray And before you say that Malaysia has so many private spots so we don't need to: there are not a lot of mosques in the neighbouring country Singapore
A GENTLE REMINDER. When you see a Muslim praying: Please don’t walk directly in front of them. Please avoid making loud noises near them. Give them a little space to pray peacefully.
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Its not that we are hypocrites but we Malays are the least serious Muslims. We smoke, listen to music, and do stuff that would make Middle Eastern and African Muslims cry There is a huge smoking culture among Malays. And when the Arabs says its haram, we tell them to fuck off
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And when we say music, we not only mean pop music and hip hop We mean rock, punk and heavy metal. Stuff that is so haram the Arab Muslims would be terrified of us There is an underground black metal subculture in Malaysia
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Nazi Lemak
Malaysian and Indonesian:" WHITE PEOPLE ARE RACIST! EAST ASIAN ARE RACIST,! ISRAEL ARE NAZI! INDIAN ARE FASCIST!" Meanwhile average Malaysian and Indonesian in rl:
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Dirty hugging dirty
An Indian Hindu begging Chinese to hug him because this is his dream. "Saaarr my dream is to punch hug a White no matter Chinese white or Israel saaaar" This is peak slave mindset, this is why Hindus are the dalits of the world, and imagine dalits mocking Gazans?
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Why don't do that in India? Fucking jeets
Indian Brahmin Steamer says he wants to bring all Brahmins to America and then “NUKE” the rest of the Indian population. This Brahmin streamer is not only casteist but also a potential terrorist.
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