@EmRoman74
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Extra gherkins and power cuts?
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We’re not even ready for a fucking bit of wind and rain. If we have a bad enough storm we might be taken over by fucking squirrels.
The Mirror
@DailyMirrorOct 25
Defence Secretary urges British public to be ready for war within 1,000 days mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/de…
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I was clearing a cupboard out yesterday and found an old Lindt bunny at the back. Think he’s got the myxomatosis bad aids.
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It’s not all bad news out there.
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No need for us to stockpile any food, we’ve got one of those kebab vans up the road. Judging by the look of it they wouldn’t let anything like no power or cash and carry close them down.
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Bracing out there.
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Happy Agincourt day.
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“If I find out it was you, you’re dead. Anyway, I’m off to bingo”
richard@Dickwith2dogsOct 24
If the next bond was your mum what would her catchphrase be ?
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That makes more sense ...
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Bin men only took half the recycling.
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If a single pupil knows anything about your political leanings you’re a failure as a teacher.
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In this house, Horatio Nelson is a hero. End of story! #TrafalgarDay
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I was watching a documentary about HMS Victory earlier and this was a toilet for the sailors up on the Beak deck. Imagine trying to have a turnout on there in a bit of a swell? Makes you proud to be British.
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Pfffft. Few items from the British museum down Cash Converters and a couple of payday consolidation loans will sort that right out.
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Has Dan Snow been on yet to tell us the crew were ackchyually not all English but made up of a melting pot of English, Celts, a Liberian theatre troupe and a few lesbians?
Royal Navy
@RoyalNavyOct 21
#OTD in 1805, the Royal Navy defeated the combined forces of France and Spain at Trafalgar. The tactical brilliance, professionalism, technology and training which underpinned Adm Lord Nelson’s stunning victory have driven and shaped the Navy ever since. #TrafalgarDay
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Fancy a country needing a campaign for this to happen.
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I hate anti social pricks like this but with the current state of this country it’s a bit like walking up to a lad halfway through being hung, drawn and quartered and asking him if he needs a plaster.
The Labour Party
@UKLabourOct 19
🚨NEW: Andy Burnham has announced crackdown on anti-social behaviour on public transport.
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The hands of a builder. Bravo Leonie.
Lenny🍉Lavie@LenLavieOct 18
Buildings can be rebuilt. Lives lost to cruelty and exploitation cannot. Don’t want to lose beautiful historic architecture? Don’t fuck with people’s well being.
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Try saying that to your Mrs when you’re late home from the pub let alone running a country that’s on fire you weak throbber.
Emmanuel Macron
@EmmanuelMacronOct 18
L’écoute et le dialogue ne signifient ni la faiblesse ni l’impunité.
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This wanker just said Brexit is responsible for the German economy tanking.
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