Emma Fouche

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The best thing about wireless earphones is that no one knows I'm listening to Jessie Js Domino on full volume.

It Twitter meant to be public notes

More first dates should be themed "on the train", and you can hop off if you need a change

Bantersaurus

Is there a colour blind garbage collector out there mixing the recycling with other stuff?

Something happened in 2012 and now we are existing in the perpendicular timeline

Does having a depop account make you an entrepreneur?

If I was a young charming man, Id like to flirt with elderly ladies to encourage them to feel young again

Boobs = ✓ I play the ta tas

I try hard

Bruno Mars has only released three albums, what's with this

Cried twice this morning because of ads, one with a grandma character, granddaughter and food, other with children and school lunches.

Feeding

Is that Fergie next to me? Oh, it's my girlfriend. *Feeling blessed* 🎏⛸️

I'm learning so much about tweeting today, praise be the lord. And mambo no. 5

Observation on something #forsttweet!!!