Emma Scott retweeted
Who needs a '"good morning" message when you can literally get a "your package is on the way" notification?
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me some more, because I've got a degradation kink.
Just saw a news post that started "By stroke or by pen, Trump..." and I didn't read any further because I don't really care which of those ways it happens to him as long as it does.
Get you a guy who is okay with you keeping the basketball game on instead of switching to watch his football team even though your team is down by a billion points because you love your team and you just KNOW they're going to come from behind and it will be great. 💙🔔♥️
Today I learned that the French have their own name for the oysters on a chicken, and I think it's delightful. 😃











