Costume designer, actress, bacon connoisseur, news junkie, foul-mouthed hockey fanatic, altruist, napper, meme hound, & dirty hippie. Preferred pronoun: y'all

USA
Joined January 2009
This is my pinned tweet.
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Part 1/4: she finds a potato costume on Amazon
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Part 3/4: she scrolls back to the top of the page hoping desperately for a photo
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Part 4/4: she is not disappointed
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I'm so garbage at standing up for myself.
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Who needs a '"good morning" message when you can literally get a "your package is on the way" notification?
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Emma Scott retweeted
Make cyberlove, not cyberwar
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me some more, because I've got a degradation kink.
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Good morning from me and my coffee in my blanket nest. 🩷
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I have the day off and nobody to watch scary movies with. Can someone come over?
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Finally there's a way to signal to my neighbors that I like to swing AND I'm a little spooky.
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Probably today, Satan.
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Emma Scott retweeted
when you swear the moon exists solely for you…
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Just saw a news post that started "By stroke or by pen, Trump..." and I didn't read any further because I don't really care which of those ways it happens to him as long as it does.
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Fuck yeah. #76ers
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Get you a guy who is okay with you keeping the basketball game on instead of switching to watch his football team even though your team is down by a billion points because you love your team and you just KNOW they're going to come from behind and it will be great. 💙🔔♥️
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I appreciate a girl who knows what she wants.
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Today I learned that the French have their own name for the oysters on a chicken, and I think it's delightful. 😃
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Turns out I hate my face again.
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Emma Scott retweeted
first date idea.....we go and vote these fuckers out
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