Catty doppelgänger of the actress, screenwriter and famous guardian of Her Majesty's English. I have two Oscars in my downstairs loo (but I NEVER mention them).
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At CERN, top scientific minds are devising a way to combat global warming by harnessing the dullness of Emeli Sande. #Glastobury2017
BREAKING: #Eurovision won by smug, graceless prick who thinks his song is art, and the others aren't.
It's *Eurovision*, sweet cheeks.
Suggest we invade a few, ma'am. xitter.gq/queen_uk/status/863519…
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Officially the most famous Australian arsehole since Russell Crowe. #eurovision
I found #Portugal's entry a touch insensitive, in the week Catweazle died. #eurovision
Pro tip, Ukraine: It's always awkward when the interval show completely destroys all of the main acts. #Eurovison
Kylo Ren from the Norway band is about to turn up and kill these storm troopers for taking their helmets off. #Eurovison