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Mårten Englin

@EnglinMrten
Joined April 2013
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God
@TheTweetOfGod26 Nov 2018
In honor of the season all masturbation will be sin-free through Christmas. Happy holidays!
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Ricky Gervais
@rickygervais20 Oct 2018
Exactly what Jesus would say.
The Hill (@thehill) profile pictureThe Hill
@thehill18 Oct 2018
Evangelical leader: Going after Saudi Arabia for journalist's disappearance not worth risking "$100 billion worth of arms sales" hill.cm/AMTwL8l
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I decided to just teach my son to respect women. Fewer things to buy.
Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) profile pictureLaura Loomer
@LauraLoomer27 Sep 2018
If you have a son, make sure you buy him a note pad, a body camera, & a recording device. Get him a battery pack too so he can always protect himself with video evidence of every single encounter he has with a woman. Men aren’t safe in America anymore. There is a war on men.
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Had to remind Trump supporters to take off Nike footwear before setting fire to them
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I wonder what BoringDave’s Account is like xitter.gq/dpbkmb/status/96995496…
FunDave (@dpbkmb) profile pictureFunDave
@dpbkmb3 Mar 2018
He that believes on him isn't condemned -he that believes not is condemned -because he has not believed in the name of the -Son of God -this is the condemnation -light is come into the world, & men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. -John 3:18-19
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Tysthetsnormen. xitter.gq/joachimwenstrom/status…
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JFK was surrounded by Secret Service agents when he was shot When all he really needed was a few armed Geography teachers
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God
@TheTweetOfGod15 Feb 2018
If you want to keep dangerous weapons out of the hands of the mentally ill, don't elect them President.
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If your prayer didn't work try unpraying it and praying again
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A cow is a biological machine invented by humans to turn grass into steak.
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Kvinnliga vs. manliga fotbollsspelare.
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Daily Atheism@AtheistQ22 Mar 2017
You won't burn in hell. But be nice anyway. Ricky Gervais
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Swapped my Halo for a ham and cheese baguette Dad's gone mental
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Ricky Gervais
@rickygervais17 Feb 2017
Creationists who believe they haven't evolved from early hominids are sort of right :)
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Ricky Gervais
@rickygervais8 Feb 2017
Bamsoluteky Filarious! xitter.gq/gqmagazine/status/8293…
GQ Magazine (@GQMagazine) profile pictureGQ Magazine
@GQMagazine8 Feb 2017
Words are hard.

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Ricky Gervais
@rickygervais7 Feb 2017
You don't see faith healers working in hospitals for the same reason that you don't see psychics winning the lottery every week.
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Joe McCann
@joemccann30 Jan 2017
Days it took for disapproval rating to rise above 50% Reagan: 727 Bush Snr: 1336 Clinton: 573 Bush: 1205 Obama: 936 Trump: 8 (Gallup)
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@attn11 Dec 2016
Unlike the French, Americans put way too much food on their plates.
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I like this one. xitter.gq/Elsecube/status/808012…
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