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Devonport, New Zealand
Joined May 2013
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welcome to the 2026 season folks.
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nothing gets the wheels of pols nerds spinning like a mix of milquetoast & low rent deranged candidates who are utterly bereft of inspiration & ambition for the country.
has there ever been a better election for election nerds?
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for all the utter derangement from swing voters towards our eternal PM, rt. hon sir john key, they never direct hate where it's really deserved this guy killed debate on one the most important fiscal issues that, had he addressed it, would have helped immensely today
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"international tourists are going to hate it and get so confused & lost" 😭😭😭 actual international tourists:
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also the thing that confused him the least.
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imagining what this family could achieve if they focused their boundless energy & donation capacity on pressuring for bipartisan agreement on solving superannuation and a 30 year infrastructure plan. stuff.co.nz/nz-news/36105322…
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thrilled to announce to my linkedin followers, after weeks of interviews, preparation, becoming emotionally invested and beating out over 100 other applicants, that I have once again come 2nd in a recruitment process.
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still waiting on a party to announce a policy where they will have a verified Government of NZ account tell facebook NIMBYs to get fkd and stop hampering the economy.
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who TF is opposed to 4 year election cycles & wants to subject us to this literal clownshow and accompanying economic shut down every 3 years? reveal thyselves.
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kinda guy who religiously listens to hosking in the morning, HDPA in the afternoon & the platform / RCR inbetween but hates the media influencing politics
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I have had this *exact* line of interrogation from my wife. multiple times.
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2 years ago an "executive career coach" cold messaged me on Linkedin and I sent her my CV. still one of my favourite replies on any platform.
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kid douglas retweeted
Offering boomers market value for their homes:
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F in the chat for one of the good guys.
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kinda group of geriatrics from the residents association who turn up enmasse, in cars, to oppose a proposed pump track for kids in a local park.
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no new taxes, just continuing to slam people on PAYE and leaving the top rate unchanged at 39% from $180k since 2021.
Official music video for 9 new taxes on the table ft Labour and their mates.
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policy announcement one news will go back to being called one network news
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