[Generic Beer Commercial Rock starts playing]

I'm in no rush to get GTA VI cause I know it's gonna be the current thing till 2040

I don't expect you to understand how empowering Malfoy is for well adjusted guys like me

Mighty big talk for a guy with no dick

Unemployed again soon 😁

Alright Noah welcome to the sexiest man alive photoshoot. I see you've gone with an all-denim look, sweet. Are you gonna be making that face the whole time... or?

When Steve Earle said I ain't never satisfied I felt that

I swear dog owners weren’t this psychotic even 10 years ago. Some of them but it was a minority

When the decorum is tactful >>>>>

Travis Knight gets $5 deals at Great Clips so he can dump more of his vast fortune into furthering the art of claymation

The moon gets much bigger than that in Real America

Who puts a giant wad of cash in their fucking deviled eggs or whatever

Smoking on the shit that made the yuletide gay

When she likes tame impala but you genuinely haven't gotten play since the last time tame impala was popular

That’s incredible

Just heard the GTA VI song on the radio and I can’t believe how obviously it rips off Money for Nothing

I’ll always remember that fateful day when nothing in particular happened

There are happy accidents in every type of art except trapeze