Eric Lindberg

@WatchMarquee I just went down the rabbit hole of Jason Benetti impressions and my life will never be the same.

@WatchMarquee JD! What did you do?!?!

@WatchMarquee “yes JD, he can “do anything a spider can do” Spin a web, doesn’t matter what size. They can catch thieves as though they were flies. That’s why you should never smush a spider in your home or business. Because they are tough on crime! #cubs. #flytheW

@PlayMPL says they have sent payment to my @skrill account (I have screenshots) and it’s been over 8 hours and it hasn’t arrived (it’s usually minutes) I’ve opened a case with Skrill but wonder if there is an issue.

@KeeblerUS these are absolutely awful! They taste like scratch and sniff paper. We are fans, but yuck!

@WatchMarquee they are shooting a spinoff “Reacher: MLB”

@Walgreens this sort of thing infuriates me. Kinda unacceptable . My pharmacist is a member of my HCP team! Please do better.

I’d like to thank Netflix for reminding me life is too short for shit like that. #TysonPaul

@ChicagoPILawyer if that charade advertisement is any mark of your legal acumen you’re VERY lucky to have any clients, let alone the ability to advertise on television. Either way, I wish you the best….

@marcusleshock I’m about to go to Seaworld Orlando in two hours and I am never going back, what are the two coasters I have to ride? Big fan! Thanks in advance!

@AlbertBrooks If I liked Defending Your Life, I might also like…

@AMCHelps I need help accessing my paid service and I think it’s an email issue. I’m being charged and your DM bot is not helping.

@paxful I was recently scammed on Paxful and i’m very disappointed with how they handled it. trade was disputed and it was automatically awarded to the seller, despite showing proof. no one paxful looked at proof seller wins trust them scams you knowing they will win dispute.

@cvspharmacy we were just at the Golf Mill CVS, and they have up 2 for 1 signs up on lots of products. When going to check out we were informed “those signs are for tomorrow.”. The place is open 5 more hours. The manager couldn’t have cared less. horrible. probably unethical.

Does this mean I can start saying “let’s go Brandon?” #brandonjohnson #ChicagoMayoralElection #april4

@Skilling words can not describe what a chicago treasure you are!

@elonmusk if I had it, I would have ABSOLUTELY shelled out 200 bil for a guest spot on @RickandMorty wouldn’t matter to me what charity the auction benefited. Or even if there WAS a charity. Also, took a Tesla 2 O’Hare once & the Uber guy was a real jag.Can u cash app me?

@McDonalds I just waited in line at the drive-through for 20 minutes at one of your stores. Placed my order. Waiting for another 10 minutes. Before getting up to the window and being told “cash only.” How dare you!

The second 11-10 game in NFL history. More importantly, that 1-0 square in my Sunday Night Football Narcotics Anonymous pool actually paid off!!