Eric Lindquist (@EricLindquist)

@EricLindquist1h

Well, I’m certainly tailing. +2875 Late-Night Hammer Time! 🔨

@Stokastic1h

12 longshots. 🎯 60 seconds. ⏱️ +196 to +999. 💰 We simmed every NBA game tonight 10,000 times. Here's one plus-money play from each that pays a lot more than it should.

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Eric Lindquist · Oct 28, 2026 · 6:21 PM UTC

@EricLindquist2h

Oh, Sims that are actionable and can actually make people money? Seems like a decent place to check out.

@Stokastic2h

Can your Sims do this? Congrats on the 50k score Aarondp123! 👏

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Eric Lindquist · Oct 28, 2026 · 5:40 PM UTC

@EricLindquist3h

The GOAT Sims account is back at it 🐐

@Stokastic4h

We asked 10,000 Sims four questions before Knicks-Bulls👇 Ask The Sims about any bet, any player or any "what-if" 🤔

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Eric Lindquist · Oct 28, 2026 · 3:31 PM UTC

@EricLindquist5h

My group chat could definitely use this (and God)

@Stokastic5h

"Luka is a lock for 30 tonight" "Jokic triple-double. Guaranteed" "Flagg and the Mavs are taking down OKC 👀" Your group chat is full of takes for tonight. Ask the Sims tells you which ones are worth backing 🧵

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Eric Lindquist · Oct 28, 2026 · 6:27 AM UTC

Replying to @EricLindquist

Tomorrow’s slate is gonna be wild!

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Eric Lindquist · Oct 28, 2026 · 6:23 AM UTC

@EricLindquist14h

oh ok.

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Eric Lindquist · Oct 28, 2026 · 4:48 AM UTC

@EricLindquist15h

I wonder if Luka knows it’s King of the Court day every time he does this shit?

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Eric Lindquist · Oct 28, 2026 · 2:33 AM UTC

@EricLindquist18h

In tonight’s edition of ‘How The Hell Has My Wife Never Seen That Movie’: The Ring. Happy Halloween! 🎃

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Eric Lindquist · Oct 28, 2026 · 1:41 AM UTC

@EricLindquist19h

Why is Julius Randle about to play 40 minutes tonight? 😂🤣

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Eric Lindquist · Oct 28, 2026 · 1:17 AM UTC

@EricLindquist19h

Brunson 1+ threes, anyone?

@Stokastic23h

Everybody loves a longshot. Our Sims help you find the ones worth taking. 🎯 We ran 10,000 play-by-play simulations of all four NBA games tonight. 📊 Here's a mispriced BIG plus-money play from each. 👇

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Eric Lindquist · Oct 27, 2026 · 11:45 PM UTC

@EricLindquist21h

Brunson 5+ threes, anyone? 👀

@Stokastic23h

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Eric Lindquist · Oct 27, 2026 · 9:38 PM UTC

GOAT Sims 🐐

One sim is a story. 10,000 Sims is a price. Two bets that cashed in this game still have an edge in the latest Sims run: 📉 1st Half Under 119.5 📈 Robert Williams 13+ Pts + Reb

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Eric Lindquist · Oct 27, 2026 · 9:01 PM UTC

@EricLindquist23h

Banger after banger from this account 💥

@Stokastic23h

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Eric Lindquist · Oct 27, 2026 · 8:10 PM UTC

Well this is just excellent, more King of the Court goodness for tonight! 👑👇🏼

NBA King of the Court Simulations!

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Eric Lindquist · Oct 27, 2026 · 6:42 PM UTC

King of the Court SZN 👑

It’s King of the Court night: the most points + rebounds + assists across tonight’s 4 games wins. We ran every game 10,000 times. Luka takes the crown in 39% of Sims. Someone beats him in the other 61%. Tatum (17%) and Wemby (14%) are next 👇

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Eric Lindquist · Oct 27, 2026 · 5:38 PM UTC

Best Sims out there. Period.

We asked 10,000 Sims four questions before Pistons-Knicks👇 Everyone has sims. The difference is you can talk to ours 👀

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Eric Lindquist · Oct 27, 2026 · 2:31 PM UTC

Elite NBA simulations by people who actually know how simulations work? And you can talk to them to discuss all of your plays for the night? Insane this is free.

4 pack of NBA games tonight. We played every one 10,000 times 🏀 Then we Asked the Sims the questions your group chat is arguing about. Here's what they said 🧵

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Eric Lindquist · Oct 27, 2026 · 3:56 AM UTC

Yaxel Lendeborg: confirmed him.

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Eric Lindquist · Oct 27, 2026 · 3:22 AM UTC

0-16 makes a lot more sense now

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@gandalf_thegregOct 26

you could not waterboard this information out of me

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Eric Lindquist · Oct 27, 2026 · 3:11 AM UTC

This guy’s pretty happy… DAL -14 ✅ Javonte 60+ Rush Yds ✅ Javonte TD ✅ @Stokastic Sims SZN ⚡️