🏳️‍🌈 Californian in Zürich 🇨🇭 entrepreneur/tech guy/coder (built 1st @Tesla site) ⚙️ traveler ✈️ appeared on 7 game shows 👏🏻 he/him

Zürich (hometown = Los Angeles)
Joined March 2007
The speeches at the RNC just seem a little tone-deaf, considering that most Americans right now can't even *afford* cocaine
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Me in therapy
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COVID Update August 25: Let's talk about what is being whispered about out loud. (No, not the pool boy.) The October surprise of a vaccine announcement. Get ready. It will happen. And it is getting harder to know whether it will be ready when it does.
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Eric 🐿 retweeted
why are cartoon suns always wearing sunglasses? what the hell are they protecting their eyes from
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Who did this?? 😂
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DT/45 supporters are sharing this on FB. I don't have the desire to tell them than the man cloaked in white is Charles Manson.
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When Lindsey Graham saw this photo of Jerry Falwell he said, "Thoughts and prayers for that most sacred bond, between a corrupt evangelical preacher, his wife and their hunky young poolboy. As it says in either the Bible or my diary, hubba hubba. Let the RNC commence!"
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It’s not about “kink-shaming” (I mean, are you serious?) Its about decades- centuries - millennia of Christian/religious hypocrisy that has led to countless tortured lives, especially in the LGBTQ community, and continues to.
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This may make some people angry, but Jerry Falwell, Jr.'s sex life is really none of our business. That's between him, his wife, their former pool boy, an undisclosed number of younger women, all their lawyers, any videographers, and the Board of Trustees of Liberty University.
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The people who are suddenly concerned that the USPS doesn't turn a profit don't seem to mind dumping $738,000,000,000 of tax dollars into the bottomless pit of our military.
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It blew my mind when someone said, “Stop thinking about this year as the warmest for the last 100 years, but the coolest one for the next 100.” 🤯🤯
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Around 18 year ago I took a load of ecstasy in the house alone and woke up to discover I'd changed all the contacts in my phone to the name 'Jeff'. Took me weeks to sort out.
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"I was eager to speak at the RNC but sadly I'll be creating harvest centerpieces that week, along with airing out my shetland sweaters, winterizing my perennial borders, experimenting with cranberry vanilla scones and opening Mother's coffin to rinse and re-set her hair"
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you idiots are out here getting your wisdom teeth removed. me? i am having more added. where did you think yours were going? that’s right, my mouth. i have 107 wisdom teeth now. my wisdom has never been higher. i am realizing for the first time that this was not a good idea
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Lori Laughlin was just sentenced to 2 months in jail. Earlier this year, the Manhattan DA recommended one year jail for a man who stole cough syrup and toothpaste from a Duane Reade. There are two systems of justice in this county and this is yet another example.
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“Baby Nut” was born Feb 2, 2020, the superbowl. on Aug 11th, the Mr. Peanut corporation tweeted a video for his 21st birthday. thus, he ages at a rate of 0.109375 years/day. average male life expectancy is 67-88 years. Baby Nut will likely die between Oct 6, 2021 & April 16, 2022
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whatever you think is gonna happen, it’s worse
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It’s the year 2030. Apple is now a $100T company, Kodak is the only manufacturer of vaccines on the planet and the S&P 500 is added to Tesla. Twitter remains $39/share.
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