Eric Neil Gutierrez

“Yes!! The homemade hummingbird nectar that I made works!” is not something I ever thought I would text

Ok, soon as you finish reading this call or text someone you love telling them how you feel. No seriously, do it. They need to know right now. Happy Sunday

Why do seeded grapes even exist? Also, how to seedless grapes make more seedless grapes?

"There is a God and he lives in the United States, mostly." My aunt during the #Olympics #amazing #familyquotes

Meanwhile in LA, ashes rain from the sky... #fireseason #sadness #pinksky

Is #El-p actually @Sethrogen rapping as an #alterego? #runthejewels to #jamesfrancoshouse

#burgerking if your objective was to make me #nauseous every time I think #Hotdogs you succeeded. I see his #chewedfood

Congrats to #TedCruz, I mean #graysonallen for #Duke squeaking by #UNCW

There are a lot of hard, fast chewing dudes out in #Hollywood today. #everyday #jawaccentuation

"Work ethic eliminates fear" -Michael Jordan #GOAT

Everyone is muttering loudly to themselves or yelling at their computer. 1 dude has a holstered gun. #agro #starbucks

Dear #hackers can you all #mrrobot my #studentdebt #pleaseandthankyou #noreally

I want to be #bestfriends with a #hummingbird

Thank you @CriminalShow for making my #lacommutes mostly irrelevant. #favoritepodcast

If you have to end any statement with, "but I'm not a racist." You're a #racist. #sosimple #redflags

Behind every car accident is an ego #carcrash #roadrage #varsitydriving #losangeles

#karma, do your worst...#GregHardy

I support companies with my dollars who celebrate one #holiday at a time and #banblackfriday. #itsnotchristmasyet

Researchers have found that plants know they are being eaten read.bi/1wsfOdE via @bi_contributors