Polls, politics, postpunk. Friendly Writer and cohost of @Political_Beats at @NRO. Dedicated to you, but you weren't listening.

Chicago, IL
Joined June 2010
Don't make politics your religion; your gods will always be overthrown.
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RIP Tom Skerritt. A great actor who had an uncanny ability to show up in the most iconic movies, even if it was with the briefest part. I did a wide-ranging talk with him a few years ago that's still one of my favorite interviews [Gift link]: vulture.com/2021/10/tom-sker…
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OCTOBER BEE, a haiku: O lost, lonely bee Why awake this late, to naught? A slow flight, to rest.
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Intelligence and wisdom are different stats for a reason.
I think it’s time to open ourselves up to the possibility that despite his ability to amass a fortune estimated at $2.3 billion, Vivek Ramaswamy’s brainpower far outpaces his wisdom and judgment.
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This is the finest piece I have ever written for @NRO. It has nothing to do with politics whatsoever. Instead it is a tribute to the indescribable power of the written word - to move, and to command the conscience. My ode to "The Master and Margarita": nationalreview.com/magazine/…
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Please, please - find the time to read THE MASTER AND MARGARITA, if you care at all about art.
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It's a mistake! But here we are, I guess. Never admit error. We'll see how it works.
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“Amy Acton won’t debate me so I’ve decided to self-immolate and preemptively destroy other Republicans on the Ohio ticket.”
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It occurs to me that 100 years from now, if people are still watching James Cameron movies, it will be a critical commonplace that he peaked with his first major film.
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Because really, it's all downhill from PIRANHA II: THE SPAWNING for Cameron.
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University of Chicago students want Congress to repeal the 1958 Onion Futures Act, which banned futures trading on onions after a notorious market manipulation scheme. | @JohnPuri2026 nationalreview.com/corner/fr…
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Bloomberg: Italian officials are looking into whether outside actors such as Russia had a hand in violent protests that swept Milan and other European cities over the weekend, according to people familiar with the matter.
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The fact that so many self-proclaimed experts who make a living on polling and elections accepted fake results is really striking.
[extremely fake voice:] hello, New York Times? My name is Steve Pollingfirm. My wife and I run the Pollingfirm & Pollingfirm Polling Firm and we would like you to publish our new poll that shows Abdul El-Sayed up 75 points. Wait, you will? Seriously??
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Unfortunately for the GOP, Ds have a pretty extensive history of freaking out regardless of how good or bad their prospects are.
Coordinated stories like this, coupled with the increasing freak out among Dems regarding Michigan and Maine, makes me wonder what Dems internals are telling them. I’ve been somewhat surprised as, in the last week, Dems have begun being more anxious than Republicans.
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I think we can call a wrap on the idea of Vivek Ramaswamy as governor of Ohio, at this point. I don't regret a word of this long-overdue thrashing. The latest at @NRO: nationalreview.com/2026/10/v…
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You do it to yourself, Vivek - and that's what really hurts.
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This is super-exciting. If you go to the RCP website, you'll see the "RCP + AI" button. Signing up (which you should do with whatever email you use for AI) will send you to instructions on how to add a connector that you can then use for research into RCP's poll database.
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This can't be true, but I don't care, I want it to be.
My wife watched Grey’s Anatomy for a bit and here are some REAL plot lines: -A man has extra arms growing out of his back he calls “Angel Wings” and it’s implied he can hover with them -A dead dad possesses his son to perform surgery on his sister. The son’s not a surgeon he’s a janitor who just broke into the OR -A man fell 40,000 ft from a plane and came in with ONE BROKEN LEG -A man gets crushed in a trash compactor so they do surgery at the dump using trash as tools. They hum the Fat Albert theme during -The hospital’s swamped because “a guy dressed as a clown blew up a hospital downtown” implying they’re in Gotham City and the Joker is real -A burglar uses explosives to blow open a safe, the door then imbeds in his chest and they need a locksmith to open it so they can perform surgery -Jared from Subway is a recurring character -The main doctor has a migraine so bad she can freeze time. It’s not played metaphorically, she’s physically moving things
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A wonderful and telling factoid about Vivek Ramaswamy, emphasizing that the minute people heard him speak he dropped in popularity. (courtesy @JohnPuri2026)
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voters: I have to choose between food and getting to work Paxton: (slurring) talafreako wants to trans your kids Ramaswamy: amy acton was raped by her stepfather. can she be trusted to lead? Trump: ever stare at the small of a man’s back
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