Tony Spilotro retweeted
Singer has unveiled their LV collab, the perfect car to bring to Cars and Coffee when your private equity buddies are no longer impressed by your delivery mile GT2 RS, while your trophy wife is back home flirting with the pool boy who drives a 2015 215k mile Corolla
Come to me, the only broken hearted loser you’ll ever need
Or I’ll be left alone forever with my magazines
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Telling my girlboss gf that none of the chores were done while she was at work because I was tired
If this picture of a purple dildo standing tall gets more likes then the WNBA deserves to go bankrupt
This is Playoff Basketball 🏀
Relive the @PhoenixMercury erasing a 20-point deficit to take down the No. 1 Lynx in OT, tying the series 1–1 in unforgettable fashion and matching the third-largest comeback in WNBA postseason history!
#WNBAPlayoffs presented by @Google
Zohran Mamdani applying to college:
Black New Yorkers rage over Zohran Mamdani’s ‘African American’ claim: ‘He’s a fraud.’ Read today's cover here: trib.al/yjDm7xu
Tony Spilotro retweeted
“He was Nicky TwoSex, but then she was Nicole”
*Rolling Stones plays*
“She was my son. Half colored half wop.”
*Frank Sinatra plays*
“And when the kid sat down in fronta da computah, it was all ovah.”
*Paper cutter chops with a SLICE sound, two grapes fall on the floor*
“Dis wasn’t the old school way, but what did I know?”
*dolly shot through a luxury dilator store*
“I just had to sit back and watch. There was nothing I could do.”
*Tchaikovsky’s symphony plays*
“I wasn’t gonna stand in the way of progress.”
*shot of large hands with fake nails tying a noose and standing on a chair*
“After all, I needed to be in more movies.”
*Muddy Waters song plays, title card, Directed by Martin Scorcese*
