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My husband has charged his phone to 43% every night for 6 years. Never 100%. Never 50%. Just 43%.
I always thought he was just weird about his battery.
Last night our power went out. I asked him why 43%.
He got quiet. Then he said...
“My girlfriend challenged me to go seven days without sex.”
I laughed when she announced it.
Me: “Why would we do that?”
Girlfriend: “Because I want to see whether you can control yourself.”
Me: “Are you testing me now?”
Girlfriend: “Exactly. Let’s see how strong your self-control really is.”
I agreed, thinking it would be easy.
The first two days were normal.
But by the third day, she was constantly flirting, kissing my neck and deliberately changing into outfits she knew I loved.
Me: “Are you trying to make me lose this challenge?”
Girlfriend: “I’m doing absolutely nothing. You’re the one struggling.”
She laughed and walked away.
On the fourth night, she climbed onto my lap while we were watching television.
Me: “Woman, what exactly are you doing?”
Girlfriend: “Can’t I sit on my boyfriend?”
Me: “You know very well what you’re doing.”
Girlfriend: “Then prove you have self-control.”
I shook my head.
By the fifth night, I couldn’t take it anymore.
I looked at her and asked:
Me: “Are you trying to make me break the challenge?”
She smiled.
Girlfriend: “No. I’m trying to see whether you know what I’ve been hiding.”
I immediately sat upright.
Me: “Hiding what?”
She picked up her phone.
Girlfriend: “Before I tell you, I want you to answer one question. Have you noticed anything different about me lately?”
I thought for a moment.
Then she showed me a photograph.
It was a picture of her standing outside a hospital.
I stared at the photograph.
Me: “Why were you at the hospital?”
She put her phone down.
Girlfriend: “I’ve been going there for almost three weeks.”
My heart started racing.
Me: “Are you sick? Why didn’t you tell me?”
She shook her head.
Girlfriend: “I’m not sick. But I’ve been dealing with something important.”
Me: “Then stop playing games and tell me.”
She took a deep breath.
Girlfriend: “I’ve been having some tests done because I want to know whether I can have children.”
I became quiet.
Me: “What do you mean?”
Girlfriend: “I haven’t told you this before, but a doctor once told me I might have difficulty getting pregnant. I was young, and I never followed up properly.”
I moved closer.
Me: “And you’ve been keeping this to yourself?”
She nodded.
Girlfriend: “I recently decided to get checked again. I’ve had several appointments, and the doctor wants to run a few more tests.”
I held her hand.
Me: “Baby, why didn’t you tell me?”
Her eyes filled with tears.
Girlfriend: “Because I was scared you’d look at me differently. We’ve talked about having children, and I didn’t know how to tell you there might be a problem.”
I shook my head.
Me: “You think I only want you because you can give me children?”
She looked down.
Girlfriend: “I don’t know. I was afraid.”
I hugged her.
Then I remembered the challenge.
Me: “But what does this seven-day challenge have to do with your hospital appointments?”
She wiped her tears.
Girlfriend: “The doctor advised us to avoid intercourse until some tests are completed. I wanted to see whether we could spend time together without making sex the centre of everything.”
I looked at her.
Me: “You could have simply told me.”
Girlfriend: “I know. But I wanted to see whether you would still be affectionate when sex wasn’t an option.”
I held her hand more tightly.
Then she revealed something else.
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Me: “What else haven’t you told me?”
She smiled nervously.
Girlfriend: “I got some preliminary results yesterday.”
I stared at her.
Me: “And?”
She took a deep breath.
Girlfriend: “The doctor said there’s still a possibility I can have children naturally. But they need to complete the tests before confirming anything.”
I felt relieved, but I could see she was still worried.
Me: “Then we’ll wait for the full results together. Whatever happens, we’ll face it together.”
She started crying.
Girlfriend: “You mean that?”
Me: “Of course. I didn’t choose you because of what your body can do. I chose you because I love you.”
She hugged me tightly.
Girlfriend: “I’m sorry I turned it into a challenge instead of telling you what was happening.”
Me: “You don’t have to hide things like this from me. I’m your partner. Let me stand beside you.”
She smiled through her tears.
Girlfriend: “So, are we still completing the seven days?”
I laughed.
Me: “Absolutely. But this time, we’re following the doctor’s advice, not your personal experiments.”
She burst out laughing.
Girlfriend: “I knew you’d say that!”
I kissed her forehead and pulled her closer.
That night, we spent hours talking about our future, our fears, and the kind of family we hoped to build.
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The job posting said: “100% remote. Work from anywhere.”
I went through three interviews. They hired me on a Monday.
On Thursday, Human Resources sent me a schedule: “Mandatory office attendance on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays.”
I replied: “The job posting said 100% remote.”
They replied: “That’s a general description of the position.”
I opened the original posting. It still said “100% remote” in huge letters.
I took a screenshot and brought it to Human Resources.
While I was waiting for an explanation, another employee sitting behind me came over and told me something I wasn’t expecting...
“They told me exactly the same thing three months ago,” he said.
“I quit my previous job because this one was remote.”
I put my phone on the desk.
The job posting said “100% remote.”
The contract said “3 days in the office.”
Both couldn’t be true.
A young recruiter came out of an office, looked at the posting and then at the contract.
“It’s just that we changed the policy last month,” she explained quietly. “But the job postings haven’t been updated yet.”
I asked, “And are you telling candidates this before you hire them?”
She replied, “I’d have to ask my supervisor.”
After a phone call, they offered us the option of working from home for the first month.
I didn’t accept the offer.
As I was leaving, I saw the recruiter editing the posting.
Under “100% remote,” she added:
“Hybrid work depending on operational needs.”
The other employee caught up with me at the elevator.
“I’ve already been coming in for three months,” he said.
I asked him, “Why didn’t you complain sooner?”
He smiled.
“Because I thought I was the only one they’d tricked.”
Fiction, but have you ever discovered that a job’s conditions were very different from what you were promised?
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When I was 13, a boy on the playground grabbed my shirt, ripped it open, and started shouting, "Everybody look! She's wearing a bra!"
I was humiliated. But before anyone could stop me, I punched him straight in the face.
The school called my mother in.
My teacher looked at her and asked, "What kind of young lady do you think you're raising?"
My mother didn't hesitate.
"One who knows she deserves respect, and isn't afraid to defend herself when someone tries to humiliate her."
Then she looked at me and said...
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Sometimes I don't need a lecture about how I should be more secure. I need my partner to understand that reassurance is part of loving somebody. A little affection, a thoughtful answer and a reminder that we're okay can mean so much. I want someone who can be emotionally present without acting like my feelings are an inconvenience.
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My manager stuck a note inside the kitchen cupboard: "Whoever takes the last biscuit buys the next packet. No exceptions."
"Understood," I said.
Monday, the last biscuit was gone. Tuesday, it was gone again. By Friday I'd bought nine packets at $3.80 each, and nobody had come forward.
Then the kitchen door opened and the CEO walked in, holding an empty tin.
"Who's been buying these?" he asked...
"I have," I said.
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Tres niños de la clase de mi hijo cumplen en marzo, así que los padres montamos una fiesta conjunta en un parque de bolas: 450 €. 150 € por familia.
Mi hijo invitó a 6 niños.
Otro invitó a 25: toda la clase y los primos.
No dije nada. Hice el Bizum.
Y en la fiesta, la monitora contó las pulseras, miró la lista y dijo…
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19 sene önce eşime kızdım aldım bavulu çıktım. Annemde 6 aydır falan evde yok. Onun evine geçtim 15 gün falan tavır alayım eşim özür dilesin falan diye düşünüyorum.Neyse eve geldim 10dk sonra zil çaldı eşimin arkadaşı olmaz böyle eşin çok kötü çok perişan eve dön diye dil döktü+
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I (F) got fucked in a strip club because I was naive.
When I was 18 I went to a strip club for a job interview, to be a “hostess.” I was so naive I genuinely thought it was just like a door girl or reception role, but once I got there the first question was “so are you going to dance?”
The manager interviewing me was kinda hot in a daddy kind of way, older than me, so I agreed and got up on the pole in front of him, trying to pretend I knew what I was doing.
Lucky I’d had a couple of drinks pre-interview to loosen up. It didn’t take long before I was shaking my ass at him and grinding on the pole.
When I started I was wearing a cute little skirt and a tank top with heels, but as I was dancing he could see right up the skirt anyway so I stripped it off to show my g-string.
As I rolled my body on the floor I also lifted my top up so my bare tits could bounce around, nipples super hard because of how turned on I was. I was on my knees, shaking my ass in this manager’s face, when he spanked me, then pulled my g-string to the side to show my pussy.
I was so shocked and
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This guy on Facebook was selling a crypto trading course for $200.
I bought the course early last year. What he taught us inside the course was candlestick patterns, which are freely available online.
There were 30 of us in the Telegram group, meaning he made $6,000 from selling the course.
One day, I stumbled upon his post on X where he revealed that he had lost $5,000 trading. Interestingly, it was around the same time he started selling the course.
So, this guy recovered his trading losses by selling us a course containing information that was freely available online pretending he was earning a lot from trading.
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This is a slap on the face for real cancer survivors. The trauma and chemotherapy they went through just be to be ridiculed by accounts like this is sickening. We have totally lost our humanity
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إذا وصلت الفندق قبل موعد تسجيل الدخول، لا تكتفي بسؤال: «غرفتي جاهزة؟»
خويي علّمني هالحركة يوم قال لي إن أول ١٠ ثواني عند الاستقبال ممكن تفرّق في فرصة دخولك بدري.
يقول إنه يشوف مسافرين يوصلون بشنطهم ويسألون الموظف: «غرفتي جاهزة؟»
يردّ عليهم: «للأسف، تسجيل الدخول يبدأ الساعة ٣ العصر».
يشيلون شنطهم ويطلعون يدورون مكان ينتظرون فيه.
بس خويي شرح لي إن الغرف تجهز وحدة ورا الثانية، على حسب متى يخلّص فريق التنظيف. وممكن الغرفة المخصّصة لك للحين ما جهزت، بينما غرفة ثانية من نفس الفئة تجهز قبلها. وفي بعض الفنادق، موظف الاستقبال يقدر يسجّل طلبك ويبلّغك إذا توفّرت غرفة بدري.
فإذا وصلت قبل الموعد، قل له كذا ↓
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On my first day at the radio station, the producer said: "Say the time every fifteen minutes. That's all you do."
"Understood."
Hour one: "It's 9:15." Hour two: "It's 9:30." By hour twelve my voice was a whisper, and nobody had mentioned the rest of my shift.
Then a listener rang in: "Could you tell me the weather?"
I said, "It's 9:15."
The station manager came out of his office, holding the phone...
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Vendí la casa de mi viejo el año pasado. Tenía dos ofertas. Una inmobiliaria: US$125.000 al contado, sin vueltas. Y un matrimonio con dos chicos: US$110.000 y una carta escrita a mano. «Queremos que nuestros hijos crezcan en un patio como el que tuvimos nosotros». Mi viejo vivió ahí 38 años. Dejé pasar US$15.000 y se la vendí a ellos. Ayer, un vecino me mandó un enlace: