My ideal wife looks like this

Imagine being such a loser you can't tell the difference between a fictional character and a real person. I'll keep posting about Asuka just to piss you off, tourists.

Asuka Langley Soryu is my favorite 14-year-old

Good morning 🧡 Feeling hungry, puppy? 🍪 〜

This frame of Asuka with her bare shoulders showing and looking all flustered is extremely erotic

Yoshiyuki Sadamoto is truly a genius for designing something as erotic as the Evangelion plugsuits

Good morning 🧡 Making new oomfies every day is so fun! ✨ 〜

1k likes and not a single bark. Honestly? I expected better. Bunch of shy puppies, huh?

Funny how such a cute being provokes such a visceral reaction in certain people!

Halloween is my favorite holiday! 🎃 I wish it could be Halloween all year round 〜 What about you, kuma? 🧡👻

I genuinely think Roll is one of the most erotic characters ever made

Good morning 🧡 You better bark in the replies now, puppy 〜

Yes... I'm feeling really annoyed again. I'll be away for a while.

List of "Twitter people" I've muted

It's raining so much right now... and I love it.

I used to joke with friends that modern anime is a ripoff of Evangelion, which is a ripoff of Ideon, then Zambot 3, Mazinger, Tetsujin, and Astro Boy, until you eventually trace it all back to Disney and conclude that all animation is a ripoff of Steamboat Willie.

I would bury my tongue so deep in between her toes that whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.