Eventpro Confession

What if there were no #eventprofs. What an awful parties we would have.

Win-win situation for #eventprofs is when you decided to resign right in the middle of the most expensive party you've organized.

I propose a new rule: #meetings can not last longer than my laptop battery or my bladder. #meetingprofs

Eventprofs 1952: I just invited them all by phone. Eventprofs 2017: I just invited them all by phone, email, snail post nad social media.

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now. #fridaymotivation

SECURITY GUARD: You can't bring open containers of alcohol in here. ME: This is a service beer. #eventprofs

At any given moment, about 0.7% of the people in the world are drunk. I think some #eventprofs have heavily contributed.

I love it when people play music in their cars so loud that I can hate it too

...and forever unsatisfied sponsor with dozens of angry calls 24/7 - an integral part of nay event ;) xitter.gq/doo_Events/status/8920…

I hope the guy who invented Autocorrect burns in hello!!

There are more English speakers in China than in the United States. #truth

Eventprofs are usually underpaid #ConfessYourUnpopularOpinions

Friend: I don't want to bore you with my problems. Me: Awesome, thank you.

Bread and circuses - that was the formula of an ideal event in acient Rome. Nothing actually changed. Oh wait... we do the same in #VR now.

"No, we don't need such a huge amount of money". - said no event planner ever.

I like event technicians. They never ask stupid question while getting all the stuff done... 30 seconds before event. #eventproconfession