Lindsey McDonald

Shot, goddammit. By Oscar the Grouch. I guess there should be pain to go with the blood...but I can’t feel

What the hell? Okay, I get it, I’m a bad guy in this story...but that means I’m supposed to get finalized by the HERO, not some sidekick...

Actually feels kind of good, being part of a team. I could get used to this.

Woo hoo! Good ol’ boy kickin some demon ass! That’s the way to do it - and dang, @Lorneytunes is hell and Jesus with those high notes.

Baby, I know @Lorneytunes freaked you out, but don't worry about me. Any gig I'm supposed to do with him has got to be a cakewalk.

All this time in lockup, the only iron I've got in the fire right now is some quality tile with @Liaison_Eve, if you get my meaning. ;)

Since when did @AngelWithASoul get a sense of humor? Because this whole taking on the senior partners thing, that has to be a joke.

The Black Thorn is literally bigger than Jesus – and rumor has it they had a hand in that whole crucifixion thing.

You boys are really thick sometimes, you know that? We’re not talking Freemasons here, or some piddling shit like that.

Are you kidding me? @AngelWithASoul & the Circle of the Black Thorn? They wouldn’t look at a boy scout like him twice, except maybe as food.

Well, well, well. To what do I owe the pleasure of the visit and the shackles? You guys look like a constipated boy band.

You just haven’t noticed it.

Floor. How did floor happen? Floor is actually kind of nice, might stay here a few.

Now there’s hugging. Trish? Not Trish. It’s @Liaison_Eve. Where’d I go, babe? I mean, where’d you go?

Leaving. Leaving? No more hippie necklace and evisceration? Did I do @OG_Gunn a favor and don’t remember?

Proof that I do have a heart. Bunches of them. He cuts them out, one at a time, every day. Don’t step in the pile, okay?

Trish! Zack…where’d they get guns? Maybe in the cellar. But we can’t go to the cellar. No, I said we can’t go to the cellar!

The hell is going on? I don’t know you guys…wait a minute. @AngelWithASoul? That really you? Aw, hell.

Fisher’s pranks are getting kinda over the top. And what weird leather bar did he fine these three at?

One of these days, that kid’ll remember to bring in his skateboard.