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@Evilwizarding

I think my favorite thing about being a hero of destiny is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in your way

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"I should have mentioned this at the beginning." ๐Ÿ”ฅ Light Warrior (?) โšกPsychopath ๐Ÿ”ฅ Nexus of pure magical energy โšกScheming and Power-Hungry #8bittheater #MVRP ๐Ÿฅง ~ Like & RT? ~ ๐Ÿฅง "I solve my problems through violence."
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Unseen brow wiggles?? "Only hot redheads with massive tiddies." He thinks that only applies to women. How wrong he will be.
y (@httpsfangs) profile picturey@httpsfangsMar 6
(Flirting) We should cover ourselves in blood and aggressively make out
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"AT FIGHTER... YES."
๐“›๐“พ๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ฎ๐“ท๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ท (@luhaenten) profile picture๐“›๐“พ๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ฎ๐“ท๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ท@luhaenten24 Jun 2025
[Flirting] So, have you thought about killing me lately?
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"Is... Is the moron gone? AM I FREE????"
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"I think I died. Or had a nap. One of the two??? Ehh. Not much difference, really."
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"Because they aren't typically surrounded with nothing but MORONS!!" His lil' mage-y stompies! Angry! What a lil' guy!
fightar!!! (@swordsliker) profile picturefightar!!!@swordsliker11 May 2025
oh yeah for sure! (he DOES know a disproportionate number of mages. it's dress code, or something! it's just...) they don't usually have to remind people that it IS a robe, though, I think?
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"All sorts of mages wear robes!! It's not uncommon!!!"
fightar!!! (@swordsliker) profile picturefightar!!!@swordsliker11 May 2025
(...uncertain squint.)
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"This is totally something I do, by the way- With like!! Hot chicks!!" It is important to note that he gets NO game.
๐““๐“ช๐“ญ๐“ญ๐”‚ (@dadncn) profile picture๐““๐“ช๐“ญ๐“ญ๐”‚@dadncn1 May 2025
Making out with someone you've been craving for so long while your hands are roaming all over their body and all you can do is breathlessly whine as they repeat "I need you"
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"Did this before. It works!"
carter hambley (@carterhambley) profile picturecarter hambley@carterhambley4 Apr 2025
just thought of the perfect crime. first i steal a chocolate bar. then (to ensure iโ€™m not caught) i kill everyone in the world really quick
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"Why does- this sound familiar?"
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Juicedupmangoes (@Rejuicedmango) profile pictureJuicedupmangoes@Rejuicedmango8 Mar 2025
Your polycule doesn't even have a single healer in it, 4 people and 3 are DPS, one's a tank. Y'all aren't going to make it in the dungeon
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"This isn't a DRESS! It's a ROBE!!" Though one could apparently still mistaken him as a fair maiden even if he DID wear a dress! As it's happened before...
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Definitely the squeakier voice.
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"Shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutup-"
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Leaning over to @swordsliker. While he slept, obviously. The wizard had gone out for a midnight stroll of murder. So there's all sorts of viscera on his robes and whatnot! The usual. Mattered little, right now. Everything had been too quiet outside, so many little voices in--
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-- the wizard's head. And in a disgusting sort of stupid way. The sleeping redhead's presence made it stop. Mostly through loud snoring. Toying with a blood-coated knife, the smaller leaned over. Just peeking at the scar he left on the other's throat. A hum at the sight.
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He almost fell backwards when she let go. As if trying to get away from those squirmy feelings of warmth that made him second-guess! Eugh. "..." Glowing hues squinting in the shadow. "If I had a gil everytime I met someone who's glad I'm NOT dead... Well- I'd have two--"
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"-- gil. Which isn't much- but it's weird that it's happened twice now." Her and... well. Ye olde faithful moron. "Gimme time though, unless you're a complete idiot like Fighter... I'm sure I can turn that opinion 'round." With that- he glanced over to what's left of the--
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"Wh-?! Hey! Back off!" Personal space! Well, he felt incredibly cold to touch and any amount of body-warmth was honestly quite comfortable. So comfortable that it was uncomfortable! If that... made any sense? Grumbling. "She wasn't, she-" Pausing. Well, what DID he truly--
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-- think of her? He did hate her. But it wasn't because she was a monster- right? The wizard glanced off. "... it was a small village all about white magic. Of /course/ I'd be seen as like... a monster or whatever. She was told many times to kill me while I was a baby, but...--"
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"Yeah, maybe it was like- one of those clean-out sales? Where he just wanted to get rid of everything for a cheap and quick buck." Though- wait. Thinking about it a little longer... who in their right mind would sell bread for that high???? A moron, probably. That's likely--
fightar!!! (@swordsliker) profile picturefightar!!!@swordsliker18 Aug 2024
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rights for the future both foreseeable and UNforeseeable, though. maybe he learned to bargain at the same place as thief. tell ya what, though, he's not even CLOSE to as good. that was a great deal since the sign said the bread was on sale from two billion! sucker.
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-- what that shopkeep was, Black Mage wouldn't be surprised. "Whatever goo was on the meat should be dried, though. And once we cook it, it probably won't matter." PROBABLY is the key-word here! Still, the wizard held onto the taller. Focusing his gaze more on the robes. --
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// shit's bad at the airport- You know what that means? REPLIES!! //
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"Yeah, it did." Sooooo many heroics were done that included fire and brimstone. Y'know, the usual. "Did that blue-haired shopkeep seem familiar to you, by the way?" There was just something about him. Maybe the accent?
fightar!!! (@swordsliker) profile picturefightar!!!@swordsliker17 Aug 2024
(...and sure, it takes a little longer than planned, but they return triumphant! bread in tow, only slightly on fire- smoldering more than anything, really- and covered in what could, in their defense, be ANYONE'S blood.) ...that went pretty good, I think!
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"Oh yeah." Nodding his head, Black Mage cocked his head to the side. Waiting for her to mess with the replica. "I remember having that happen to me like... three times? Before I finally caught on that I just need to release magical energy." Waving a hand dismissively. --
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-- "When I was a kid, my mom used to lock me up in my room for days. And I had it in my head that I couldn't use magic because it was evil and wrong." He spoke casually about this memory. "The pain was so bad that I forgot that I was hungry and thirsty, too. It felt like--"
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"If only that MORON would stop making me..." Grumble grumble. Something about second-guessing or whatever.
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