Former Excited_Notch Parody

RT to #VoiceSaveLynnea nbc.com/the-voice/exclusives…

Whenever I come back and look at Twitter (first time in months) I try to purge my following list. Then end up not doing it and wondering why my feed is so cluttered. Happy Sunday everyone

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Don't normally get political on here, but holy shit.

Time for my bi-annual tweet. I should start using this thing more...

*ahem*

Ever have a craving for a cheeseburger then be like "well, I have half a box of Frosted Flakes" and then eat till you're ashamed?

So apparently I need to change my password

I swear the universe is out to get me. I finally pay off my car and what happens? I scrape and dent the bottom of it. Figures. Sigh.

The sad thing is that this is actually truly what happened, and nobody outside of the area believes it.

I wish there were more hours in a day period

I wish I had more time to be on Twitter.

Rumor has it Twitter is considering a 10,000 character limit....not a fan of the idea. Not at all.

I want to open a business called house of food and only sell computer parts.

I am not as popular as I once was

On this day one year ago it became this year.

The tough part about using a parody account is its hard 2 take credit for my strokes of genius. But Id never get as many followers otherwise

I'm surprised nobody from @SenSanders has used "Bernie Sanders has the answers" yet #FeelTheBern

Anything that pokes fun at this jagoff is comedy gold in my book. But this takes the cake

I am not nearly as active on here as I once was. I wish I had time to go back to how things were two or three years ago.