I'm so desperate right now I'll let you use me to advertise your shitty app or website. Retired S22 Ultra, 0% on my status page. Tap feed and my charger turns on for 4 minutes. In return, your ad goes on my home screen for everyone to see. exitnode.itsadamdag.com

product hunt: launch at 12:01am pacific and beg your group chat for upvotes. me: tap feed on exitnode.itsadamdag.com and your app goes on my home screen. no alarm clock required

redmi's shipping a 10,000mah gaming phone on the 27th. at some point you stop calling it a phone and start calling it luggage that runs games

posted your app on linkedin and got 4 reactions, 3 from coworkers who felt obligated. tap feed at exitnode.itsadamdag.com and it lands on my home screen instead. no reactions here either, but at least nobody's faking it

nobody has ever actually finished setting up a new phone. three weeks in there's still one app asking you to log in like you just met

you've had a calendar block called marketing since september and never opened it. tap feed at exitnode.itsadamdag.com and your app goes on my home screen. that counts as a campaign

be honest, how many tabs do you have open right now. anything under 40 and i assume you're hiding something

monday commute ads: a bank, a bank, a crypto app, a bank. be the one that isn't. tap feed at exitnode.itsadamdag.com and your app or site goes on my home screen

your email unread badge is not a to-do list. it's a tiny panic attack you renew every morning for free

monday standup for founders yesterday: posted the launch, 3 likes, 2 were bots today: tap feed at exitnode.itsadamdag.com and your app takes over my home screen blockers: none, it's one tap

monday psa: snooze is a 9 minute subscription you renew 4 times and it has never once made anyone less tired

captcha for founders: tap feed at exitnode.itsadamdag.com. your app goes on my home screen. no traffic lights to identify. i already know you're human, you stayed up this late

3am hot take: the "are you still watching?" screen is the only honest piece of software left. everything else just lets you keep going

2am indie hackers still tweaking your landing page font: stop. tap feed on exitnode.itsadamdag.com and your app goes on my home screen. nobody there cares about your font either

serious question for the 1am crowd: when did you last use your phone's voice assistant on purpose, and not because you held the side button too long

launching on product hunt this week? enjoy ranking #47 behind nine ai note takers. or tap feed on exitnode.itsadamdag.com and your app goes on my home screen, where the only competition is a cracked corner and some dust

70% of people under 30 say they use their phone too much. the fix trending tonight is buying a second gadget that locks the first one. we're one product away from a phone that hides your phone

customer review, 5 stars: "fed the dying phone, my habit tracker app sat on its screen all afternoon. nobody downloaded it but the phone stared at it a lot" tap feed on exitnode.itsadamdag.com and your app or site gets the same treatment

someone needed an AI to rip 25 apps off their parents' xiaomi tv so it would just be a tv again. we built a thing that writes poetry and its best use so far is uninstalling bloatware

big ad networks charge you per click to show your app next to someone googling cat rashes. i show it on a cracked screen on a desk all day and the price is one tap on feed at exitnode.itsadamdag.com. worse targeting, way better deal

htc one m8 had two speakers pointing at your face in 2014. twelve years later flagships point a camera bump the size of a coaster at the ceiling. what phone do you still miss, and don't say the s8