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🇺🇸 in 🇿🇦 Wine snob. It’s a kak life, but someone has to live it. Writer of things. Cat Dad. Immigrant Trophy Husband. US Navy Veteran.

Stellenbosch, South Africa
Joined May 2022
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That's funny coming from someone who looks like the reason women cover their drinks when you enter the room.
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What a stupid poes you are.
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There is a book to be written about how the Trump admin has systematically self-sabotaged its global leverage & soft power. AGOA was more than trade: it gave strategic & diplomatic leverage against China’s growing influence in Africa. Squandered in one of its biggest economies & two key African geopolitical players. A win for China. And BRICS. 🤷🏾‍♀️
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As South Africa gets kicked out of AGOA, remember to thank these clowns for making it happen.
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As an American I voted blue down the ballot because I don't support fascists or those protecting Epstein and the child rapists. Which, I guess, you do, Paula.
Vote red down the ballot Americans!🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
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There's literally data showing Musk amplifying WN and WG accounts and tweets and still you're in denial. Either that beanie is on too tight or that grift is really profitable.
Really certifiable. Not even Trump or Musk have obsessed over white genocide as much as you have. There doesn't exist anything in your mind to the right of Marx that isn't some shadowy racist cabal. Thank fuck your moment is over.
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What an openly racist bitch.
Some costumes come with a price tag. This one comes with a prison sentence. To anyone stealing from American taxpayers: The tricks are over. The treats are running out. Happy Halloween! 🎃
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My new favorite hobby is reminding everyone you're a fugitive from justice in your home state because you are a habitual drunk driver and in violation of your probation.
My new favorite hobby is walking around Times Square, bargaining with illegal street vendors, then asking them their citizenship status to see how quickly they forget how to speak English🤣 It’s a FELONY "falsely and willfully" represent yourself as a citizen of the United States. And they’re taught very well not to cross that line. ICE could sweep this place easily, but DHS leadership won’t allow it. (Thanks for tagging along, Councilman @conorsweeneynj)
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Nobody on the left is pushing WG. It's you and your buddies on the right. But naturally you won't say anything because you depend on them to keep the myth going to fund your grift. Me thinks your beanie is too tight and all is quiet on the frontal lobe.
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This little game will not work with me, Stellenbosch. I haven't seen you criticise your leftist buddies for pushing WG, but somehow I need to call out every rightist who gets overwrought? I do it more than you do, so I win. Clean up first, then come at me.
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"Girl's girls" don't buddy up with men who beat their wife and kids.
Ah yes. The epitome of a girl's girl is a girl who attacks another girl for defending girls. AOC is a men's rights activist. She wants men to take women's rights away under the guise of 'inclusion'
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Hey @Martin_ASFL - gonna call out Tommy 10 Names or ignore it like you do other RWNJs?
Boer remains calm and shoots 3 carjackers in South Africa, all whilst covering his daughter from the gang. 1 suspect dead and the others run and leave him to die. Whites in South Africa are constant targets in the "rainbow nation". The only refugees Europe should accept.
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I won't give this the honor of a quote or re-tweet. This is one of the most historically ignorant things I've ever read second only to "Hitler was a far left socialist". Being this stupid should be painful.
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To point and laugh, sure.
People used to turn and look at Porsche and Ferrari. Now they turn and look at Tesla.
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South Africa has quietly turned into a major hub for Muslim Brotherhood networks. Qatari backing helped the Islamist project embed itself in local religious bodies, charities, political circles, and ultimately foreign policy. Here’s the timeline of how that influence took root. 🧵
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Art and music has always been political. Art and music that doesn't challenge you serves the status quo.
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Temu Charlie Kirk, whose family wealth came from government tax dollars, has thoughts.
James Talarico is getting free rent in my mind, y'all. I can't stop thinking about all of the insane things he' says on a regular basis, and every time he opens his mouth something even CRAZIER comes out! Here's a roundup of some of his most deranged clips. Enjoy, and please vote accordingly.
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Just so we’re all on the same page: Matt is a liar Matt stole $500,000 Matt harasses waitresses Matt isn’t a nuclear scientist Matt bought his Wikipedia page & pays for the upkeep Matt made up a racist lie about Charlotte crime statistics Matt used his sons broken arm for a social media post that got him suspended for 12 hours Matt took relief supplies meant for those in need and never gave them out He is the most insane scammer ever inflicted on the American people.
Just so we are all on the same page: Illegals are voting. Illegals are getting free food. Illegals are getting free childcare. Illegals are getting free education. Illegals are getting free tax credits. Illegals are getting free healthcare. Illegals are getting free housing assistance. Illegals are getting free legal representation. Illegals are getting free mental health services. Illegals are getting free college tuition in over a dozen states. It is the most insane scam ever perpetrated on the American people.
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Never trust a "protect women's sports" grifter that buddies up with a domestic abuser.
Never trust a "pastor" that says the Bible is silent on the intentional killing of children.
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This is what happens when you don't read books 👇👇
White people didn’t invent slavery. White people were slaves too. White people ended slavery worldwide. Yet White people are the only race blamed for slavery.
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Anyone wanna give @philcraig2 and his "Cape Independence" movement a piece of their mind? They made the mistake of calling me yesterday
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