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That's my teddy bear! 😠
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I see your curse and raise you one
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I stand by it
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This joke is fire
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We're very excited to announce AMERICA'S NEXT TOP CRYPTID a totally new show from Cyanide & Happiness. Which of these mythical beings will rise to the top and prove they have what it takes? Go watch ALL EIGHT EPISODES right now on Tubi! link.tubi.tv/bY8Rw03f36b
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