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Joined March 2009
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Had a dream my mother let herself in my house because she hadn’t seen us in a while. When she did, me and both my siblings were there. I woke myself up too fast😫 God I miss that lady.
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The cousin that doesn’t show up
What role do you play at family gatherings?
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See this is why I need to be asleep. It must have been time for my biweekly “omg everyone is going to die someday. But I don’t want to die. What’s going to happen to my kid when I’m gone” panic😩Heart racing all fast. And now I won’t be able to sleep smh
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A man telling me he wants more children one day feels like a terroristic threat. Even if I weren’t turning 40 in a couple of months. My baby is 14. Who starting over? Also adding in dating, possible cohabitation, and marriage we’re looking at a smooth 3yrs min. A newborn @ 43?
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I have to be up In 2 hours. I might as well just stay up and just take a couple of car naps later 😫
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The ppl who stand on the sidelines of these games are brave. Because these men be comin in hot and fast
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Are you even the parent of a teenage girl if you don’t have a jump scare multiple times a week after seeing random little pieces of lashes and thinking it’s a bug?
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Her: wait you have other siblings and nieces? Me: yes. Possibly more. My dad was a whore with two families. Her:
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Listen, lots of therapy has helped me come to terms with it🤣
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My kid really might be a lil slow. @jassymac23 she said she didn’t realize that your dad was your dad and that Zay is your brother. I blame it on you living away from home during her formative years🤣 I’m like she’s your cousin. She said she knows but didn’t know how. Ma’am.
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She also didn’t realize uncle Jimmy was my real uncle. She thought that was just a name everybody called him.
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Welcome to Fall where 7:30 feels like 11pm.
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8:30 dentist appointment for the kid. Decided to take the whole day off to rot on my couch with a book. Love that for me.
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First 100lbs gone👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾(75 since April 30th). It’s coming off very slow but steady. I’m not all that mad at it🥰
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I was supposed to start my part time today. I’m still mad that those ppl had me fucked up & I let it impact getting my money😫But for once in my life I had to stand on business when I felt disrespected. I let too much stuff go unchecked
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I had no idea what was going on for the past few hours but a tie? That’s wild.
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I like when me and the kid can have adult conversations. Tonight it was about the differences in generations & where the breakdowns happened, sex and teen pregnancy, aborti0n views, funerals, and costs of adulting lol
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Mr Right Now be real in his feelings and venting to me about the Cowboys. Me the whole time he’s talking:
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“Blocked the extra point took it back for 2 but no one cares. You’re down 11 u gotta score a td on this drive or wave the white flag”
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