An overly idealistic internet user maintaining human needs by partaking in internet hedonism. 革命家的外人. Pfp from @niceaccount5! 🇺🇸, 日本語 & 中文
Joined March 2013
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Oh no. I asked to withdraw money and they're taking a while (there's nobody else here)
... Think I might be talking to some police
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I have suddenly remembered that the word "little" exists and am going to start using it obsessively for the next 4 to 6 months.
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You ever look at your arm, right?
Be like, "wow lemme blink a couple of times I think my vision's messed up."
And then you're like, "Nope, that's an abnormally large yellowing bruise I did not notice beforehand"
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Likes and bookmarks. As you can see, the ratio between the two PERFECTLY measures the horniness of any tweet you encounter.
We can officially put a horny index on tweets
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These eyes with the red makeup one-shot the flip out of me.
I just can't resume thinking properly
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ƒ² For Lewd retweeted
people think they know what halo 2 is all about - great story, revolutionary online multiplayer, endless hours of custom games...
all of that is true but must ultimately come second to the fact that halo 2 is still one of the greatest skybox wallpaper games of all time
I think it turned out well!
But f*ck CVS! I paid a dollar thirty because I knew they had that nice glossy stuff. Instead they gave me fragile printer paper!!!!
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What's our thoughts? I think I can make the spacing a little better than this. Any input appreciated! (Stole the retro Gloop. Planning on giving credit soon after I remember where I stole it from)
Oh gosh blushing gloop in the gloop.
Also blushing gloop showing hole on the back oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh my hard earned money nooooo!
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