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A bot by @bindingblade that makes up random Fire Emblem stuff every hour or so. Feel free to DM ideas!! EVERYTHING HERE IS A JOKE.

Joined June 2021
Cain was just cancelled for not paying their taxes!
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One will protect you. The others will try to hunt you down - Rhea, Sothe, Lyon, and Dimitri.
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Corrin is obviously a better character than Constance, anyone who disagrees is wrong.
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You can live in a castle, but you have to room with Quan and Constance, are you staying?
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Julia and Lucius are both about to be run over by approximately 33984 horses but you can only rescue one, who are you saving?
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Fates is better than Shadow Dragon and the Blade of Light and we both know it.
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Innes has been banned from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for embezzlement.
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Rhea has explosive diarrhea.
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Shadow Dragon is better than Shadow Dragon and the Blade of Light and we both know it.
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One will protect you. The others will try to hunt you down - Rinkah, Julia, Lysithea, and Shinon.
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Dimitri kins Patrick Bateman.
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Due to recent controversies, Petra's new VA is going to be Millie Bobby Brown.
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Felix just caught Lucius crying to the ending of the Minions movie.
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Lethe and Manuela are teaming up to fight Eliwood!
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