𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐄 — .

{~} been at a convention the last few days, but I'll return to being active and get replies done Monday or Tuesday!

* Hmph. ( There's a small part of him that's disappointed they won't have the chance to meet. He would've enjoyed poking holes in this righteous facade. ) * That's what happens when you fool yourself into thinking you're something that you aren't. Idiot.

* He sounds pathetic, then. ( A huff. That's still a sore spot that he doesn't like to acknowledge. ) * Added one letter to his name and figured that makes him something entirely different? * I don't need your sadness or pity. Maybe this idiot is more deserving of both.

* Is that . . . even me, at that point? * Like, you're describing a completely different person.

* . . . what ?

* the what. * what am I missing here.

* You're awfully kind, looking out for all of us like that . . . ( A seemingly disembodied voice, emanating from somewhere among the flora. ) * Your dad would be proud, don'tcha think?

( That much is abundantly clear. Flowey can't help but roll his eyes. ) * Golly, how long have you been working on that? * It clearly wasn't long enough.

* What does that even MEAN?

( A shame, seeing them watering all alone. Perhaps they would like a flower to lend an ear to their woes . . . ? )

* what the hell is a jarona

( He's sneakily inserting the motif from Your Best Friend into the reader's favorite tracks — )

* Papyrus, buddy . . . you're gonna' have to start calling me "Flowey." * There's a new guy on the block, and you're just going to confuse people —

* I've been around so long, RESET so many times . . . it's so wonderful to see a story unfold that I don't already know the ending of. * Watching those three has been such a treat! Golly, did I need this.

* What the HELL is that.

* Why would ANYONE prefer that.

* what's all this about Flowery? can people not even remember how to spell my name right?

{~} methinks it's time for a layout revamp......

( he stares back up at them, a deceptively friendly smile beaming from petal to petal as he gets a good look at this . . . /thing./ ) * hee hee . . . you recognize the sound of a new best friend when you hear it, don'tcha? ( he'll run the routine as usual, at least for now. )