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I realize I look very hip hop but I'm really more emo with a definite Brazilian flavor. - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear #Photography #model #artisticnude #nude

How about those people who don't need sleep? What are they called again? Successful? What a bunch of dicks they are. - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear #Photography

I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up.. .it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme! - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear #Photography #model

I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you know when fish goes bad? It smells like fish either way! 'Hey this smells like a dumpster, lets eat it!' = Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @RobertSiegelman

You can never look that tough in glasses. ... You never see somebody push up their glasses and say, "I'm gonna kick your ass." - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman #Photography #model

Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community. - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear #Photography #model #artisticnude #nudeportrait #erotica #masculinity

There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea. - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear #Photography #model

I like to think of bread as really bland cake. - Jim Gaffigan @JesseJackmanXXX #Photography #model #artisticnude #nudeportrait #erotica #artgay #masculinity @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images

You think Jesus ever tried to talk God out of some of that stuff? 'Instead of that whole crucifixion, how about we do a big fundraiser!' - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman #Photography #model #artistic

Smiling babies should actually be categorized by the pharmaceutical industry as a powerful antidepressant. - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear #Photography #model

It's amazing how email has changed our lives. You ever get a handwritten letter in the mail today? 'What the? Has someone been kidnapped?' = Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman #Photography

I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or acting like you know what you're doing. - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear #Photography

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied. - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear #Photography #model #artisticnude #nude

Now that I'm married and have two beautiful children, it really makes me appreciate... being alone. - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear #Photography #model #erotica

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food. - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman #Photography #model

I'm getting fat ... as I planned. Luckily, my gut is intentional. I'm actually preparing for a big role. Sure, it's a cinnamon roll. - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman #Photography #model

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal. - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear #Photography #model #erotica #artgay #masculinity

Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew. - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear #Photography #model #erotica

Don't you think it's strange how many referees work at Footlocker? - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear #Photography #model #erotica #artgay #masculinity #Homoerotica

Don't get caught up in other people's expectations. Don't take anything for granted, either. - Jim Gaffigan @babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear #Photography #model #erotica #artgay