FPL Viper

Haven’t been on Twitter for ages so let me re-introduce myself. I’m Henry but most on here call me Vipes. #FPL obsessed for a decade, produced some solid finishes in my time. Met some amazing people in this community so it’s time to start interacting again. Ready for 22/23 👊🏼

Another #FPL season in the books. 4th top 10k finish in the last decade and a healthy boost up the all time rankings. Chuffed with that in this hyper competitive & optimised era of FPL. Life is busy but I’ll always make time 🤝 See you back in August 🫡

We eating good again. Joško putting in a disgusting differential shift to exercise the demons of DGW34 ⚡️#FPL

That was a DGW for the ages! Website crash cost me 43 points. I will forever have trust issues around the #FPL servers 😂🙈

Hi, I’m FPL Viper and I attempted to transfer Muniz/Zabarnyi to Mateta/Saliba several minutes before the DGW34 deadline but the website crashed and the transfers didn’t process. Pure. Unadulterated. Pain. 😭 #FPL

May as well start every GW with -11 these days with the sheer quantity of #FPL assets getting booked. It’s more of a surprise if they escape without one now 😂🙈

None of my #FPL assets currently seem to have a pulse outside of the Norwegian Meat Machine Erling Haaland. Underlying stat merchants including Darwin Jackson 🫡

Having moved to Germany 18 months ago, I’m thoroughly enjoying the whole “Harry Kane in Bavaria” experience. Relate to it deeply. One must learn how to properly consume Weißwurst 😂🇩🇪🤝

The very fact that in August 2022 this was set to be the season of “big at the back” “5ATB” ..only for it to end up being the complete opposite with one defender in the top 20 highest scoring assets shows you how #FPL always has & always will be season dependent & ever changing

#FPL stats that may surprise you from this season: Bruno Fernandes & Son have the same number of attacking returns (15). Rodrigo has the same number of goals as Mitoma & March combined (13). Firmino & Wilson have the same number of goals as Kane, in 321 less minutes.

Somewhere in between the gloom of Isak captainers and the euphoria of Wilson captainers. I nearly gave up after the Leeds game but I knew Trips was due and then I saw Fabio Borges had him cap 😭🔥

0, 17, 0 Another ludicrous case study to show the kids when discussing variance in #FPL Estupi x Fruity

It feels like keepers have been favoured massively by the BPS system in GW36.. Ederson, Allisson & now Steele all robbing 2 bonus from the depths of nowhere 😂 #FPL

Last 10 Games 🕊 Mitoma: 0G 2A Mac: 3G 0A March: 0G 4A It was always about which duo to have but in the end they’ve all been dull as ditchwater Caveat being the 96th min pen vs Utd for Mac10 😮‍💨 #FPL

Low EO, High Ceiling, High chance of being bodied by a bald Spanish man subbing him off after 59 minutes with 1 point. But today, we cashed in some #FPL luck 😮‍💨☘️

Starting Trippier or Shaw in GW35 is tight: CS odds: MUN 29% NEW 24% Trippier amassed 1.13xA vs Saints & 2.26xA since his last assist so safe to say he’s due. 0-0 at the Emirates in GW19. Higher upside than Shaw at CB but MUN have 7CS in their last 10 vs 1 from NEW. #FPL

One of the great #FPL mysteries is why so many of us sub-consciously have a bias against starting base price assets like Andreas. If he was 5.5 I reckon he’d be in a lot more FH teams as Leeds are diabolical. One for the psychologists maybe 😂