*Gadfly: a person who stimulates or annoys other people especially by persistent criticism

Christmas Island
Joined October 2013
Main Character Syndrome is the tendency to view your life as a movie script where you are the protagonist, while treating everyone else as secondary characters or background extras.
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Heinrich Potter
A young East German border guard, 1977.
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That’s another transfer preordained for a lot of you.
🚨⚠️ Bad news for Chelsea as João Pedro will be “out for few weeks”, confirms Xabi Alonso. “João has suffered a thigh injury, he won’t be available for few weeks”, Xabi Alonso says.
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Some of the worst goalkeeping I’ve ever seen. Forget golden glove…now he’s a Ballon d’Or winner. Never give up on your dream, kids.
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Cufflinks a bit over the top
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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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To be fair it’s deserved.
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This poorly-worded tweet almost made me quit my job and spend my days hanging around a swimming pool changing room
After taking the kids swimming I quickly check the empty lockers for any left over £1 coins. I earn over £100k per annum
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.@GNev2 x The Streets 🎶
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I must say, it was difficult hearing the hurt in Gary Neville's voice at the end of that game, so I turned up the volume on the TV and could hear it much better.
Bournemouth score a third through Evanilson.
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GadFly* retweeted
For anyone who knew Stevie (@FPLLama) theres a justgiving in his name. I don't know if anyone in the FPL community knew about his passing, but lets show him the same love he gave to everyone he knew. justgiving.com/page/jacqueli…
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Tragic news. RIP mate. Puts it all in to perspective.
RIP @FPLLama 😭 Thanks for all the chats over the years. Welcoming me into Elite FPL discord and into Hangouts when I first joined. Really going to miss all our FPL, Football and Football Sticker chats. Love you matey ❤️
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I think United should consider an interim manager next. Just let everything calm down a bit. Why not a former player? They would know the club inside out. It's got to be an advantage. And if they do ok, why not give them the gig full time next summer?
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This weekend was just a teaser as to what will likely happen when we are deep in El Niño. These were just a couple of storms, but the league made provisional plans to postpone games at very short notice.
And you mocked me and @fpl_tactician. “Ooh you’re all doom and gloom. El Niño isn’t a thing”. Hope you’ve saved your chips for the DGWs coming…
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28pts with Justin and DCL to come.
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That is that. For Carrick.
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GadFly* retweeted
Pierre Sage running out of thyme
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Ten years since these disturbing scenes at Halesowen. By the letter of the law, that’s probably a red card offence…
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I started this tweet years ago with David De Gea. Carried it on during Onana’s tenure. Plus the occasional stand-ins. But Lammens really is a pathetic excuse for a top-flight goalkeeper. Utd fans will carry on blaming the defence, but they literally have zero faith in him.
I mean seriously. Tell me Senne Lammen’s last good game for club or country? I’ll wait.
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I can admit when I’m wrong. I thought Michael Carrick would be sacked before the clocks went back. Turns out I was wrong. By about 15 hours.
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