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What if they have caused the depression?
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Jake Paul in a boxing ring facing off with a world champion sums up everything you need to know how sports are all about money now, Embarrasing for boxing that
Jake Paul faces off with Oleksandr Usyk after his dominant 5th round KO victory against Daniel Dubois 👀
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Ah come on my Nan could've saved that sixth one FFS
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BREAKING: This is an absolutely extraordinary story from @larisamlbrown The British military is responsible for a data leak that put up to 100,000 Afghans at risk of death - and successive governments have spent years fighting to keep it secret using an unprecedented superinjunction The data leak resulted in a secret operation that will see ***23,900*** Afghans flown to the UK in the biggest covert evacuation operation in peacetime. Most of them are here already A total of £7bn of taxpayers' money had been earmarked to handle the fallout UK government officials and troops were left exposed when in February 2022 a soldier inadvertently sent a list of tens of thousands of names to Afghans as he tried to help verify applications for sanctuary in Britain. The database of 33,000 records seen by The Times was then passed on and one of the individuals who received it threatened to publish the dataset on Facebook. There were fears it would give the Taliban what amounted to a 'kill list' A highly secretive mission, codenamed Operation Rubific, was launched to shut down the leak and stop the details of the breach becoming public. The superinjunction — the first to be deployed by the government and the longest ever — which prevented anyone revealing even the existence of such an order, was put in place in September 2023 It has now been lifted after a two-year legal battle spearheaded by The Times Yet at the 11th hour, The Times and other media organisations were hit with a new interim injunction that blocked the publication of sensitive information about what exactly was on the database, on the grounds of confidentiality and national security. The government argued the leaked list still posed a potential risk to Afghans As a result of the superinjunction there has been no scrutiny of the leak, or subsequent policy decisions, by either parliament or the public for nearly two years. In one hearing, Mr Justice Chamberlain said it represented a “wholly novel use” of superinjunctions and there had been no reported example of one continuing for so long thetimes.co.uk/uk/defence/ar…
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BREAKING: Almost 7,000 Afghans are being relocated to the UK following a massive data breach by the British military that the government tried to keep secret with a super injunction. The Defence Secretary said what happened was a 'serious departmental error'. Watch here ⬇️
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Literal oil money
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UEFA allowed Manchester City and Girona to play in the same competition. They allowed Salzburg and Leipzig to play in the same competition. And yet, even with John Textor out of OL, they won’t allow Lyon and Palace to compete together in the same competition. Make it make sense.
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He probably ate MGW
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🚨 OFFICIAL: UEFA announce Crystal Palace won’t be playing in the Europa League next season. Palace to play in the Conference League per UEFA rules.
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Absolutely disgusting, several multi-club models sharing competitions and state-sponsored teams, but they draw the line at this Fuck UEFA
UEFA confirms FA Cup winners #CPFC have been removed from the Europa League in favour of Lyon (6th, Ligue 1). An absurd decision that does nothing to strengthen financial controls or MCO regs. This from Sunday explains the tangle UEFA has got into telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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Red Bull, the City Group and INEOS all made relevant cosmetic structural changes to manipulate rulings and bypass football's loose regulations. See also: football club's selling their women's teams to themselves for accounting purposes. The sport is becoming increasingly absurd.
What I need explaining to me is why Red Bull Salzburg and RB Leipzig can play in the same competition. Manchester City and Girona can play in the same competition. But Crystal Palace and Lyon cannot.
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Exclusive: Spurs close to finalising a stadium naming rights deal with a Saudi entity the frontrunner. Advanced talks taking place. Dealmakers have put forward two companies, one a PIF subsidiary, and a secondary company unaffiliated. Legalities being explored so as not to conflict with Newcastle. Nothing guaranteed yet, as Spurs have spoken to American companies as well, but discussions are advanced. Senior government figures have been involved in talks.🇸🇦
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Big money signings 😀 Saudi investment 🫠
£120m from ENIC and £300m cash from a Saudi Sponsor. Still over half of that left in the kitty to spend. Tottenham are eating good this summer. #THFC #COYS
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That Arsenal-Chelsea-West Ham free trade human centipede really pisses me off, man. You should hate each other.
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To the dismay of some politicians and women’s groups, the player, in his 30s, has continued to play on a full salary for his club ✍️ @Tom_Morgs #TelegraphFootball

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Auba turned up late for training (having visited his ill mother) and Arteta banished him from the club Özil spoke about a genocide in China and he was ostracised Kit man Mark Bonnick spoke about Palestine and he was sacked on the spot But they kept playing Partey every week 😵‍💫
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