Bhai sahab ki itni fat gayi ki unko comments off krne pad gye
@TVMohandasPai be a man
Possibly the worst part of being on fpl twitter is you have to read through the same lame joke a dozen times
#fpl
Now @kunalkamra88 should share the earnings per hour of his house help and his/her employer paid insurance
Facts below (1/5):
In 2025, average earnings per hour (EPH), excluding tips, for a delivery partner on Zomato were ₹102.
In 2024, this number was ₹92. That’s a ~10.9% year-on-year increase. Over a longer horizon also, EPH has shown steady growth.
Most delivery partners work for a few hours and only a few days in a month. But if someone were to work for 10 hours/day, 26 days/month, this translates to ~₹26,500/month in gross earnings. After accounting for fuel and maintenance (~20%), the net earnings for the partner are ~₹21,000/month.
Note: Earnings per hour are calculated on total hours logged in, including the time when the partner might be waiting to receive an order. Earnings per “busy hour” will be higher but that’s not the right metric to look at.
On top of this - delivery partners earn 100% of tips given by customers. The average tip per hour in 2025 on Zomato was INR 2.6 and in 2024 was INR 2.4 per hour. Tips are transferred instantly, with zero deductions. We absorb the payment gateway processing cost ourselves. About 5% of the orders get tipped on Zomato; 2.5% on Blinkit.
Ia stokes the worst test captain post 2000?
#Ashes2025
37%Yes
63%No
19 votes • Final resultsWhy has the fpl app chased the colour of the arrows in gameweek history? Are we supposed to be chasing red arrows now?
#FPL
That's a well taken finish young man. Take a bow joshua king
#CHEFUL
As a manchester united fan, this is by far the most excited I have been for the start of the season. Let the season begin
#MUFC
"Isak is a coward" says the guy who can't even turn on his comments on twitter.
Never really thought newcastle fans would emerge as the sorriest fans in 2025.
🚌 team for gw4.
🏦 3M
♻️ 1 FT
Saka to salah the likely move. Hopefully salah doesn't rise in price before the international games are over
#FPL #FPLcommunity
Absolutely embarrassing performance from United today. Midfield can't keep the ball at all. Unfortunately I don't think ugarte solves that problem either
#MUFC
Fpl twitter is great if you like reading the same joke 20000 times.
In case you didn't know, fpl is back and the season is over
#FPL #FPLcommunity
Gw1 🔒
Best of luck everyone. Let the games begin
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