A bit like Royston Vasey.

It's Wednesday. Why have we stopped?

Is Keir Starmer wielding a light sabre? #askingforafriend

Hopefully, that's the biopsy done.

Are Atlético Madrid trying to solve the migrant problem? #askingforafriend

I drove to Lidl's so I didn't have to lug the bags back.

People discard the strangest things.

Andrew Warhol? I didn't realise he was so posh.

Political infighting. There are only two of them; they make the Labour Party look like rank amateurs.

I also noticed that there were no children in the basket.

Cats like to hide in boxes, but they aren't always very good at it.

The first one I've seen.

Amazon supplying fighter jets?

Apparently, it's illegal to recognise the Palestinian state, because it doesn't have well defined borders. That's because Israel has nicked most of it since 1948. WTF?

This is from Netanyahu's Twitter account. He neglects to mention that Israel seeks a state instead of Palestine, most of whose land Israel has nicked since 1948.

This turned up in my Facebook feed. Is breastfeeding dangerous? #askingforafriend

Can you get Viagra for toothpaste? #askingforafriend

Once upon a time, Twitter was fun. Now it's more like Don Dastardly and Musky's shopping channel.

The weeds in the back yard aren't looking too bad.

Well known misprints. Schindler's lift.